I am relentless in making sure of my grammar and spelling.
And of others'.
You forgot to capitalize the "i" in "impossible" and you didn't end your sentence with a period! Die, heathen! Come, my minions!
*fluffy bunny minions begin to rain (reign?) furiously*
No, not those minions! Send in the clay soldiers; they shall deal with my oppressors.
*clay soldiers do not begin to move in, as they are made of clay and therefore incapable of self-locomotion*
... fine. Golems, then.
*golems initiate a revolution, causing rivers to run red with pig iron and the sky to fall at their feet*