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APRIL FOOLS!
Just kidding. It's actually April 1.2, 2014. It's over now, you only have midnight to do it!

Why don't we decimate our dates?
 
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Why are buffaloes overpowered?
 
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Why are buffaloes overpowered?
Because they are big as cars, made of mostly muscle, and are the U.S. of A. variant of the Moose.
Why are Moose so overpowered?
 
It is the average wind speed of an unladen African swallow. How the hell am I supposed to know that? Holy Grail gave me nothing on swallows, just a truckload of comedy gold! What am I supposed to do with that?

How do I kill a mockingbird? The book didn't tell me anything!