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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by goreae, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. ThatsAPaddling

    ThatsAPaddling New Member

    No, they join in until the rabbits are suffocated. Trees hate rabbits and hares to the point of lagocide (rabbit/hare genocide), little known fact.

    If a tree farts in the woods, do the turtles giggle?
     
  2. Staxed

    Staxed New Member

    No, turtles don't have a sense of humour...hence the hideyness.

    Does as spoonful of sugar really help the medicine go down?
     
  3. Electro44

    Electro44 New Member

    Do, it just helps the medicine get fatter

    I can't believe it's not butter?
     
  4. Staxed

    Staxed New Member

    That is a statement with a question mark on it, there is however still no question :p. But...that's because it's not butter! :D

    How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator?
     
  5. Electro44

    Electro44 New Member

    With a very big plunger

    Why would you want to put an elephant in the fridge?
     
  6. Staxed

    Staxed New Member

    Because the Giraffe already had a turn.

    Do you think you could fit a hippopatamus into a shoebox?
     
  7. ThatsAPaddling

    ThatsAPaddling New Member

    That depends on where Godzilla buys his shoes.

    Where does Godzilla buy his shoes?
     
  8. ThatOneSlowking

    ThatOneSlowking New Member

    Japan

    Disturb me?
     
  9. ThatsAPaddling

    ThatsAPaddling New Member

    Hey, slowking! I've just been to japan and the shoe shop's been destroyed - oh, you're doing your homework? Sorry.

    If Godzilla is Godzilla, is his son Jesuszilla?
     
  10. keybounce

    keybounce New Member

    Only if Godzilla is Christian according to 4th century interpretations.

    What if Godzilla were jewish?
     
  11. ThatsAPaddling

    ThatsAPaddling New Member

    He'd be shouting 'OY VEY, MOTHRA'S GAY!'

    What if Godzilla was Muslim?
     
  12. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    He wouldn't be

    Why isn't Godzilla a penguin?
     
  13. ThatOneSlowking

    ThatOneSlowking New Member

    Because penguins nommed his head


    Why is my dog a cow
     
  14. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    because mammals

    When does the world begin?
     
  15. ThatsAPaddling

    ThatsAPaddling New Member

    When you stop coming up with emo rock band names like 'When Does The World Begin?'

    Oy vey, is Mothra gay?
     
  16. keybounce

    keybounce New Member

    The world begins about 4.5 billion years ago.

    When does the universe begin?

    GRR, high frequency tradingposting.

    Only if Mothra likes other giant moths of the same sex.

    How many other giant moths are there?
     
  17. ThatsAPaddling

    ThatsAPaddling New Member

    About NINJA'D o'clock.
     
  18. Electro44

    Electro44 New Member

    That's a lot of moths!
    P.S. When Does The World Begin? does actually sound like a punk rock/emo rock band

    My question is...
    When exactly is Chico Time?

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  19. Staxed

    Staxed New Member

    Chico time is directly opposite Chica time on a lunar scale clock.

    When do we eat?
     
  20. Electro44

    Electro44 New Member

    After a nice long Siesta

    Why is sleeping so good but also so annoying?
     

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