Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by goreae, Aug 15, 2013.
Why is april foolish?
Just kidding. It's actually April 1.2, 2014. It's over now, you only have midnight to do it!
Why don't we decimate our dates?
Because if we did, we would have to date our decimals.
Why do we count in decimal?
Because 10 fingers
Why are people so meh?
<shrug shoulders> "Who knows".
Why does the grass "Grass"?
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. This is actually valid in English. Lookie! Link
Why are buffaloes overpowered?
Because they are big as cars, made of mostly muscle, and are the U.S. of A. variant of the Moose.
Why are Moose so overpowered?
Depends on the definition.
What would Bullwinkle do in Buffalo, NY?
Make a buffalo statue
Why do buffalo buffalo buffalo?
Cows cows and cows
Moo moo moo?
What is the average windspeed of an unlaiden african swallow?
It is the average wind speed of an unladen African swallow. How the hell am I supposed to know that? Holy Grail gave me nothing on swallows, just a truckload of comedy gold! What am I supposed to do with that?
How do I kill a mockingbird? The book didn't tell me anything!
By having a pikachu use quick attack
How does I twitch pokemon!
By using your magical powers to hack twitch.
How do I cat?
Cat, how do I?
How, Sir Kitten, do I fluff the internet?
Why do cats claw?
That's Racist (Pokemon Vietnamiese Crystal on JonTron)
Was that a question?
Why wont keybounce answer my inquisition?