Ask a stupid question...

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by goreae, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. ThatsAPaddling

    ThatsAPaddling New Member

    Because he does not compute.

    I still can't cat. Why?
     
  2. PhantomRage

    PhantomRage New Member

    Divide by kitten.

    What happens when you multiply divide by kitten by an imaginary number?
     
  3. ThatOneSlowking

    ThatOneSlowking New Member

    Mudk

    ZERO SPERM WHALES 42 POT OF PETUNIAS
     
  4. keybounce

    keybounce New Member

    > What happens when you multiply divide by kitten by an imaginary number?

    The quantity (divide by kitten) times (an imaginary number)? That's as sane as divide by diamond. Clearly you get stuck in a trap age with a rain of tame kittens coming out of a fountain, falling down far enough to teleport to you, only to end in the fountain, in a loop that won't end until time cycles back to zero.

    What kind of questions is SlowKing asking, anyways?
     
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  5. ThatsAPaddling

    ThatsAPaddling New Member

    A stupid one.

    What happens to us if God gets bored and makes the universe do a backflip?
     
  6. ApSciLiara

    ApSciLiara New Member

    Presumably, we wouldn't notice, since the entire universe would be moving uniformly. I don't think it would affect anything, except give God a cheap laugh or two.

    Why do I tolerate people?
     
  7. ThatsAPaddling

    ThatsAPaddling New Member

    Because you don't know any better.

    Why are Foster the People so awesomely weird?
     
  8. keybounce

    keybounce New Member

    Because Foster's People are imaginary friends.

    Why do we exist?
     
  9. ThatsAPaddling

    ThatsAPaddling New Member

    Because our parents were feeling a bit aroused one night and decided to do a special kiss and we popped out.

    What is the wingspan of a lesser spotted angel?
     
  10. keybounce

    keybounce New Member

    About the volume of a block.

    What is the volume of a block?

    EDIT: Reviewing the game rules:

    Example of a good answer:

    Why is the sky blue?

    Because it's so full of pollution. :'(

    Example of a bad answer:


    Why is the sky blue?

    Because tacos.​

    The answer needs to make some modicum of sense.


    Ok, so let me try that answer again:

    The width of the body, plus twice the width of either wing.

    New question: Why do wings come from Buffalo?
     
  11. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    because people don't understand what wings are

    What is my avatar?
     
  12. keybounce

    keybounce New Member

    I think it's a dragon.

    Why do I waste time?
     
  13. duckfan77

    duckfan77 Well-Known Member

    because homework is bad

    Why are you the first one to get it right?
     
  14. keybounce

    keybounce New Member

    Because I'm one as well?

    What is the nature of that dragon? (It almost looks like glass)
     
  15. ThatsAPaddling

    ThatsAPaddling New Member

    Magic.

    Why am I on here when I need to wash ?
     
  16. Electro44

    Electro44 New Member

    Because you can't be bothered to, much like me

    What am I doing right now?


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  17. ThatsAPaddling

    ThatsAPaddling New Member

    Something.

    Am I a turtle?
     
  18. Staxed

    Staxed New Member

    Are you a turtle?

    Are YOU a turtle?
     
  19. ThatsAPaddling

    ThatsAPaddling New Member

    Am I a turtle?

    Are you a turtle?
     
  20. Staxed

    Staxed New Member

    My mother never told me I was a turtle.

    If a turtle farts in the woods, do the trees giggle?
     

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