Ask a stupid question...

[goreae]

This is a forum game similar to corrupt a wish, but different. Basically, someone will ask a question. It can be any question. You then have to answer it in a way that it is an answer, but not necessarily the right one or a very informative one. Example:

Why is the sky blue?

Because it's so full of pollution. :'(

Example of a bad answer:

Why is the sky blue?

Because tacos.

The answer needs to make some modicum of sense. I'll go ahead and start it off:

Why does greg feel the need to nerf everything?

 

[PeggleFrank]

Because Vauthil is probably watching this thread incase of a flamewar he feels that IC2 is too easy.

Why must Microsoft have an operating system called windows? Why not doors?

 

[goreae]

Because windows are easier to look through.

Why are noses so pointy?

 

[PeggleFrank]

Natural defense.

Why are cows black and white?

 

[goreae]

Because cows and bleach don't mix.

Why don't you have an avatar?

 

[PeggleFrank]

So people don't recognize me.

Why doesn't your wolf have arms?

 

[VikeStep]

There used to be a thread like this by SML6, but meh

Because its 'armless

How many potatoes does it take to power a clock?

 

[PeggleFrank]

However many it takes to not power a clock.

Why do I use IE?

 

[VikeStep]

You can't it doesn't work

What is the best way to enjoy YouTube?

 

[PeggleFrank]

With a sound card.

Why are people special?

 

[goreae]

Because they are all ninjas.

Why did I just get ninja'd?

 

[PeggleFrank]

Because you're slow.

Why is the earth round?

 

[goreae]

Because flatness is for squares, yo.

Why are cats so freaking adorable?

 

[PeggleFrank]

They aren't truly adorable. That's just your mind telling you that you should enjoy them now, before they become mountain lions.

Why am I asking a question?

 

[VikeStep]

Because ... It's a stupid question

What is 0^0?

 

[PeggleFrank]

0?

What is the answer to life, that is not 42?

 

[Droideka30]

00101010 base 2.

Why has Elooram disappeared?

 

[PeggleFrank]

To hide under a different name, Eloraam. So few many know her by Elooram that it's the perfect disguise.

Why can I only texture pixel art?

 

[Droideka30]

Because you aren't using the new(ish) HD capabilities.

What will happen if Mojang releases a mod API?

 

[PeggleFrank]

It'll break and people will complain and say that it was a stupid idea to make a mod API and it's all mojang's fault for making one.

Why do I get more certs from the daily login bonus than I do from killing things in Planetside 2?