Ask a stupid question...

[Jess887cp]

Because people want the polar bears to die.

Who killed Adolph Hitler?


BTW, I was going to post a thread that was really similar tho this one, except you had to post the simplest answer possible. This one is more fun.

 

[goreae]

Rudolf killed hitler for his name being too similar. Don't get on the bad side of a reindeer.

Where did rudolf the red-nosed reindeer come from?

 

[Randomguy404]

From a meteor that.........

What is the point of swearing?

 

[Droideka30]

To express your anger, or just to be an @&&#%+*.

Why are clouds white?

 

[PeggleFrank]

Because somebody spilled bleach in the sky, and the white parts came off.

Why am I asking why?

 

[goreae]

Because I'm saying because.

Where is carmen san diego?

 

[PeggleFrank]

With Eloraam sandiego.

Why is glass fragile?

 

[goreae]

Because Glass witnesses almost every act of depravity that ever goes on in our world. Most murders, rapes, thefts, etc. Glass is there to see. No wonder it's so fragile.

Why can't I fly?

 

[PeggleFrank]

Because you're trying to land on the ground, not the sky.

Why can't I throw things far?

 

[RedBoss]

Because you do not try

What won't these Canadian geese in my yard go back to Canada?

 

[PeggleFrank]

Because they would get shot if they went back to Canada.

Why does Planetside 2 crash every five minutes?

 

[Technician]

Because the other side of the planet doesn't have internet access.

Why is this cat attacking me

 

[PeggleFrank]

Stop being such a pussy. Yes, that was bad.

Why am I infinitely bored?

 

[Droideka30]

Why is tar black?

 

[PeggleFrank]

Squid somehow get stuck in it and make it black. It's actually white.

Why am I horrible at FTL?

 

[goreae]

You aren't horrible at FTL, FTL is horrible at you.

Why is there a smiley face on my shirt?

 

[PeggleFrank]

It's just as happy as you are! As in, your eyes are rolled to the side like you're a dead and hardened wolf corpse, in the middle of a room to please the horrid mind who lives there.

Why isn't this post a page-breaker?

 

[goreae]

It's just as happy as you are! As in, your eyes are rolled to the side like you're a dead and hardened wolf corpse, in the middle of a room to please the horrid mind who lives there.

Why isn't this post a page-breaker?

Oh you. You're flattering me.

It's not a page breaker because it's only post 57.

Why is this post a page breaker?

 

[PeggleFrank]

Because it's not.

Why is the post after the reply to that post after the reply to this post going to be a page breaker?

 

[Droideka30]

Because Chuck Nortis can break a page just by looking at it.

Why, when it's 100% humidity, don't we all drown?