Ask a stupid question...

[PeggleFrank]

Because your vision is bad.

Why did I play Amnesia before I went to bed?

 

[goreae]

So you would forget the next morning.

Why am I so FREAKING FLUFFY

 

[goreae]

Because Chuck Nortis can break a page just by looking at it.

Why, when it's 100% humidity, don't we all drown?

Actually, by that point, we will have adapted to the extreme humidity and be able to breathe in it.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Because you're a sheep painted to look like a wolf?

Why is this post 64?

 

[goreae]

Because that's all that will fit in the stack. :/

Why do I see people? blurgh I'm tired. -_-

 

[PeggleFrank]

Murderers. They're coming for you. Sweet dreams.

Why do yellow and blue make green?

 

[EternalDensity]

Because they're energy efficient.

Why do I only have one chocolate chip cookie left?

 

[goreae]

Because you dropped that cookie on the ground! otherwise it'd be in your belly already.

Why don't I have any cookies? :C

 

[EternalDensity]

Because I ate them all. (which is true )

Why didn't I get any work done today?

 

[goreae]

The answer to this most mysterious of inquiries is actually a rather simple one! You had just received a spiffing new monocle and needed to properly adjust it as any proper English lady should.

Why are monocles so cool?

 

[PeggleFrank]

Because in ED's avatar it's a rainy night. Of course it's cold.

Why is my desktop so dusty all of a sudden?

 

[Technician]

The dirty things you look at.

Why can I not fly?

 

[duckfan77]

You aren't flapping your arms enough

Why don't fish live on land

 

[goreae]

Because they pride themselves in their cleanliness.

what is your avatar?!

 

[PeggleFrank]

Yellow and blue pixels

Why am I bad at punctuation

 

[goreae]

because of lazy

Why do I care so much about punctuation and grammar?

 

[PeggleFrank]

Well, I don't quite believe I would be a good example of specified understanding, so thy question is nil.

Why are new forum games popping up all of a sudden?

 

[EternalDensity]

They are? *looks* Oh. I guess people are bored.

Why is a terminator with a monocle and an English accent over nine thousand times as awesome as without?

 

[ApSciLiara]

Because monocles and English accents have an awesome multiplication factor.

Why are people meanies?

Sent from boobs (because why not?)

 

[EternalDensity]

Because they're insecure, jealous, and uncreative.

Why did I get bored of RR?