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[duckfan77]

The hair

Why is april foolish?

 

[PhantomRage]

APRIL FOOLS!
Just kidding. It's actually April 1.2, 2014. It's over now, you only have midnight to do it!

Why don't we decimate our dates?

 

[keybounce]

Because if we did, we would have to date our decimals.

Why do we count in decimal?

 

[ApSciLiara]

Because 10 fingers

Why are people so meh?

 

[keybounce]

<shrug shoulders> "Who knows".

Why does the grass "Grass"?

 

[PhantomRage]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. This is actually valid in English. Lookie! Link

Why are buffaloes overpowered?

 

[YX33A]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. This is actually valid in English. Lookie! Link

Why are buffaloes overpowered?

Because they are big as cars, made of mostly muscle, and are the U.S. of A. variant of the Moose.
Why are Moose so overpowered?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Because they are big as cars, made of mostly muscle, and are the U.S. of A. variant of the Moose.
Why are Moose so overpowered?

Meeze

Stupid question?

 

[keybounce]

Depends on the definition.

What would Bullwinkle do in Buffalo, NY?

 

[duckfan77]

Make a buffalo statue

Why do buffalo buffalo buffalo?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Cows cows and cows

Moo moo moo?

 

[keybounce]

Moo.

What is the average windspeed of an unlaiden african swallow?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

It is the average wind speed of an unladen African swallow. How the hell am I supposed to know that? Holy Grail gave me nothing on swallows, just a truckload of comedy gold! What am I supposed to do with that?

How do I kill a mockingbird? The book didn't tell me anything!

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

By having a pikachu use quick attack

How does I twitch pokemon!

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

By using your magical powers to hack twitch.

How do I cat?

 

[PhantomRage]

Cat, how do I?

How, Sir Kitten, do I fluff the internet?

 

[duckfan77]

Add fluff

Why do cats claw?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Caw!

That's Racist (Pokemon Vietnamiese Crystal on JonTron)

 

[keybounce]

Was that a question?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Yes

Why wont keybounce answer my inquisition?