Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by goreae, Aug 15, 2013.
Why do people forget questions?
The reason that they forget answers to no questions - LOGIC! (No hostility meant to you duckfan )
Is LOGIC more powerful than CREATIVITY?
Logic is less powerful than creativity. Creativity can create something; that is the power of the gods. Logic, however, only concludes that gods don't exist, so nothing is created.
Err, have I misunderstood people like Hawkings?
IDK man, who are you talking about?
Did he mean Stephen Hawking or Richard Dawkins? ... wait a second
Whichever one fitted best!
Why can birds fly?
Because walking is too slow.
Do fish drink water?
Yes, and they pee.
Can you detect a small amount of pee in a gigantic public water supply?
Only if you were special goggles.
Are leaves available in super markets?
Yes, look in the lettuce section.
What attracts Lawbroken to the counting thread?
He broke the law, he is a criminal...so.....yeah.
Why is @Lawbroken always breaking the law? And how come he hasn't got jailed for it?
Cos the Law is number one around here?
Cos Lawbroken is also Batman.
Why do many people pretend to be Batman?
Why has Lawbroken broken the law of this thread by not asking a question?
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!
Why do pigs hide their wings?
Because they don't want people to know they are all batman.
Why isn't batman more awesome than Spiderman?
Because of the power of spiders.
Who's afraid of a bat?
Spiderman. Spiders and bats are like vampires and wolves.
Why is Batman, Batman?
"Why is Batman, Batman?"
Translation: Hey Batman, why is Batman?
Only Batman can answer that.
Now, if you meant to ask "Why, is Batman Batman?" -- as in, "Can anyone tell me why Batman has taken the role of Batman?", that's a different question. Equally, is the question "What makes the Batman the Batman -- not so much why he adopts the role of batman, but the more philosophical question of why is he who he is.
Then again, there is the comic book answer: because the cave was not filled with opossums.
Why am I watching a Hercules movie with Kevin Sorbo that looks like an extended TV episode? I mean I have much better things to spend my time on, so why?