Ask a stupid question...

[duckfan77]

because we like being trolled

Why don't people like Gregtech?
I do.

 

[PhantomRage]

People hate everything; they love certain things.

Why are unicorns the basis of [nearly] all childrens' shows? (At least, that I have watched for a few seconds...)

 

[duckfan77]

because UNICORNS are awesome!

Why dont all unicorns have wings?

 

[lukethedude]

because UNICORNS are awesome!

Why dont all unicorns have wings?

Because pegasi have wings.

Why are Ramen noodles so good?

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[PhantomRage]

They be rammen (rammin') their taste up yo taste buds!

Why do they see me rollin'?
insert totally unrelated meme.

 

[duckfan77]

Cause you be rollin'

Why is biohazard a hazard?

 

[PhantomRage]

Its in yo food fool!

Fool, why's biohazards in yo food fool?

 

[RealSketch]

Because sense has currently been lost.

Why do people hate grass, but animals love it?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

COS WE'RE THE F*CKING ANIMALS

*insert overrated Martin Garrix song here*


What f*cking animals are we, though?

 

[RealSketch]

Ducks, obviously!

What is another name for a turtle?

 

[Shockwave]

a tortoise

What is the meaning of life?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

Cats. It's always bloody cats.


If a cat can has cheezburger, what can an okapi has?

 

[Shockwave]

A okapi burger

If minecraft, a game, crashes what does a car do?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

Pollutes the earth. DUH.

If cars pollute the earth and air, what pollutes the fire and water?

 

[RealSketch]

Us, we can't stop using either.

Why o why are trees mainly brown and green?

 

[Shockwave]

Because you ate peas before your shit.

Why does my modpack keep crashing?

 

[RealSketch]

Because you lack the skills to solve the issue.

Why is Nightwing better than Batman?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

Because you ARE Nightwing.

Give me ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD MAKE A BAND AND CALL IT 'WHEN DOES THE WORLD BEGIN'!

 

[Shockwave]

Because you don't know when the world will begin

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

Because maths hates you.

Would you like fries with that?