Ask a stupid question...

[Shockwave]

Yes please

Do Butterfly's make Butter?

 

[RealSketch]

No, but they make jam!

Give me one good reason why we shouldn't kill spiders.

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

No, the pay is too low.

Girl, you remind me of... Something. But I don't know what it is... But how about you help me remember... By having sex with me?

Yeah...

 

[Shockwave]

Meh

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

 

[RealSketch]

Because bananas!

How are "shockwaves" different to "Shockwaves"?

 

[Shockwave]

I didn't know there was a difference.

If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

Yes, yes you would.

When does the world end?

 

[Shockwave]

Tomorrow

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

 

[RealSketch]

You, you enjoyed it.

Who made a wave be shock-able.

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

I was! No h8 plz u dont no mah hustle!

Why does the world begin?

And extra bonus: why won't I let this damn world thing go?

 

[Shockwave]

It will never begin

Because you are a boring shit

Why am I so mean?

 

[RealSketch]

Because we have turned you.

Why is nature green?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

Because we have burned you.

Why is my meat so lean?

 

[Shockwave]

Because meat is juicy.

If a fly has no wings, is it w walk?

 

[PhantomRage]

It doesn't simply walk. It does the moonwalk. 'Cause flies love the moon. Yeah. Yeah...
Best logic ever. Someone give me an award (No, please don't give me an award).

If they saw me rolling, when will they see me stopping?

 

[RealSketch]

Whenever you start slowing...

Why is glass not water?

 

[Shockwave]

Because glass is not hard water

How long does it take to build a house?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

As long as you want, sugar-tits.

When will I see you again?

 

[PhantomRage]

You will never.
MUAHAHAHAHA!

Why is getting stuck in a closet rarely (in my experience) ever used?

 

[duckfan77]

Because most doors have handles on both sides.

What is the most destructive animal on earth?