A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. It's a rude, obnoxious potato (battery supporting an AI) that takes every opportunity it has to insult you. As well as pointing out the fact that it's currently a potato.

I wish that people could recognise the fact that my dog is the cutest dog on the planet.

 

[tribalthomas]

Granted. It's a rude, obnoxious potato (battery supporting an AI) that takes every opportunity it has to insult you. As well as pointing out the fact that it's currently a potato.

I wish that people could recognise the fact that my dog is the cutest dog on the planet.

Wish granted. but everyone wants your dog and they kill you for it.

i Wish i was the president

 

[the_j485]

granted, but you get no salary and everyone hate you.

I wish to never be bored again

 

[tribalthomas]

granted, but you get no salary and everyone hate you.

I wish to never be bored again

Granted but you play so much minecraft and forget to eat and die a very long death

 

[Dare2Win]

Granted but you play so much minecraft and forget to eat and die a very long death

no wish?? oh well

I wish I had soul shards, mps, and minefactory on my favorite server

 

[tribalthomas]

I wish I had soul shards, mps, and minefactory on my favorite server

Wish granted! but you place your wither soul shard and they start attacking you and everyone in your town.

i Wish Gregtech never existed.

no wish?? oh well

sorry i forgot i was in a rush

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, the people that like GregTech retain their memories of how awesome it was, and rebel against your dictatorial enforcement of no GregTech in existence by way of force. Once you die, GregTech comes back into existence.

I wish I could dance well (there's a certain style I'd like to be able to do but I'll get banned for saying it probably).

 

[EternalDensity]

Granted. However, the people that like GregTech retain their memories of how awesome it was, and rebel against your dictatorial enforcement of no GregTech in existence by way of force. Once you die, GregTech comes back into existence.

I wish I could dance well (there's a certain style I'd like to be able to do but I'll get banned for saying it probably).

You can dance well, but only if you're in a well.

I wish the wires that take the internets under the pacific weren't horribslow.

 

[ApSciLiara]

You can dance well, but only if you're in a well.

I wish the wires that take the internets under the pacific weren't horribslow.

Granted. They're terribslow instead.

I wish I could live with my girlfriend.

 

[mathjazz]

Granted. You live with her, but she doesn't live with you. Kind of like Norman Bates.

I wish that Shymalan would make good movies again.

 

[Moezso]

Granted. You live with her, but she doesn't live with you. Kind of like Norman Bates.

I wish that Shymalan would make good movies again.

Granted, but they're all in Indian and the subtitle guy is on vacation.

I wish I wasn't such a Lua noob.

 

[mathjazz]

Granted, but ComputerCraft switches to Python.

I wish that my homework for tomorrow was done.

 

[Moezso]

Granted, tomorrow's homework is finished, lightly seasoned, and eaten by your dog. (Classic, I know.)

I wish I could get a raise.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but you get obsessed by money and you become selfish and everyone around you begins to hate you.

I wish for eternal happiness

 

[mathjazz]

Granted, but it puts you in a time loop, and everyone else is not in the time loop and doesn't know where you went.

I wish that minecraft 1.6 were out.

 

[KaosRitual]

Granted, minecraft 1.6 is out but due to the rushed release it's entirely unplayable. Everyone playing minecraft takes offense to this, and stops playing. Have fun.
I wish for a house made of immortal broccoli. Because why not.

 

[Eyamaz]

Granted, but you stammered while you made your wish and got immoral broccoli instead and are trapped inside the house as the broccoli does naughty naughty things to you.

I wish people knew how to properly post a crash/bug report in the forums.

 

[Dare2Win]

granted, but they forget to use spoilers and the page takes a year to load

i wish i could fly a pig with giant wings

 

[the_j485]

granted, but the pig starts flying too high and you suffocate but somehow the pig survives without air, and suddenly everything starts happening because pigs now fly.

I wish for mathjazz not to mention that I make hard to corrupt wishes in the ban game

 

[Exedra]

Granted, but he mentions them everywhere else instead.

I wish I didn't suck at Python.