Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Lucius, Dec 8, 2012.
Grante-- oh too late he already made one.
I wish for more derp
everyone dies because of too much derp
remember kids: derp=death
I wish for even more contradictions
Okay. Yeah no. What?
I wish for thread necromancy
you get stuck in living cheese
I wish that you get the joke
Granted, but sgbros immediately forgets his understanding and no longer gets it.
I wish I hadn't of made that corrupt a wish thread.
you did and as a result never found about this thread
I wish I could get the open source drivers to work
granted, but they were for the wrong device and so you can't use them anyway.
I wish I had something I wanted to wish for in this game
Granted, but it had to be censored because you had a bad wish
I wish for good marks for everyone
granted, but they were good bite marks from zombies.
Now everyone is a zombie.
I wish everyone was cured of zombie.
Granted. I cure them by killing them. What, you can't be infected if you're dead?
I wish to be less evil.
granted, but it's only by 1 times 10 to the negative 44'th power percent.
Or if you prefer, one planck time of a percent.
I wish for people to understand what planck time is.
You figure out what it means, but in turn it becomes invalid.
Terraria for mac. and linux
Granted. It might run OK in Wine...
I wish my Mac would open .exe files in Wine instead of saying "You can't open windows executables because they don't work."
granted, they now however don't work in wine anymore
I wish that playonlinux wouldn't randomly decide that the install of heartstone was complete and close it, while it was not even done with installing battle.net and as a result borking it that the install need to be redone. EVERY FRICKING TIME!
Granted, but a new bug causes playonlinux to delete all of your files. Whelp, reinstall it then.
I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.
You get a typeless wish, then use it to break the universe. Good job.
I wish that anyone who reads the above sentence will understand it.
Granted, but everyone who understands the above sentence dies.
I wish for everyone to be revived, with no problems.
Every person to ever live is revived in perfect health, but they don't un-decompose so everyone is terrified. Not to mention overpopulation...
I wish I had a bowl of popcorn and a cherry coke
Your popcorn and cherry coke are given, but when you try to drink the cherry coke, it tastes like burnt popcorn... plus you burn to death by drinking it.
Granted. You get nothing, i.e. the Void, i.e. death.
I wish everyone would always remember to make a wish on this thread.