A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[lenscas]

you get her?

I wish that you didn't saw that picture in the good vs evil thread >_>

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but due to the Streisand effect I saw it.

I wish for her

 

[lenscas]

you get him?

I wish that the legend of the purple giraffe that found the east-pole was not so boring

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, in that everything else becomes more boring

I wish for it

 

[lenscas]

you get sid

I wish for knowledge and power to everyone

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, knowledge and power of the dark arcane arts, which soon overwhelm you.

I wish for them

 

[lenscas]

you get some

I wish for good things to all things

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but the good things cancel out with the bad things, so nothing is given at the end

I wish for more pronouns

 

[lenscas]

yoiu get so much pronouns that nobody can make sense of it and no that was not a typo that is a new pronoun

I wish for better jokes

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but they're lame jokes

I wish for yoiu

 

[lenscas]

you get joiui

I wish for time

 

[techno156]

You are now trapped inside the gap between seconds.

I wish for a potato

 

[lenscas]

you get a poisonous potato

I wish for all the things and all the stuff

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, and you die from suffocation under the pile of all the things.

I wish for a tomato

 

[lenscas]

you get a blood tomato

I wish that everyone gets awesome-sauce and I wish where I got that word from

 

[sgbros1]

YOU CAN'T HAVE TWO WISHES!

I wish Lenny could obey the rules

 

[lenscas]

granted but only because the rules obey me

I wish that everyone gets awesome-sauce

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. The awesome-sauce happens to have peanuts in it, so everyone allergic to peanuts dies.

I wish I hadn't been AFK a few hours ago. I delayed the Starships Evolving a few hours and got pinged a bunch by annoyed roleplayers.

 

[lenscas]

granted except for the fact that because you now weren't afk a lot of other people got annoyed who just so happen to be a lot more annoying when they are annoyed

I wish for wisdom to all things

 

[playerismc]

Granted, it has no effect!

I wish for some good reasons