A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[sgbros1]

Granted, and thus everyone gets tired of it

I wish for fishes

 

[lenscas]

you get dishes

I wish that that never got old, sadly it probably is already far too late for that.

 

[pizzawolf14]

It never gets old because it never existed.

I wish I could write better.

 

[lenscas]

you can write better but only in comparisonas actualy everyonenow writes horrible

I wish that I didn't leave those typos in on purpose

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Spellcheck broke.

I wish Lens's spellcheck was more reliable.

 

[lenscas]

actually now both anime and Pokemon works >_>

I wish for sleep

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You oversleep.

I wish for an enderpearl that would cause me no more damage than I could heal unassisted on a full stomach in a few minutes when used.

 

[ljfa]

Granted. Here is a pair of Feather Falling boots.

I wish for useful ideas for my mod.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Feather falling boots cushioned with glass shards. Because that makes sense.

I wish for a way to cross streets without worrying about traffic.

 

[techno156]

You can now... Because the apocalypse happened a few minutes ago

I wish for an accelerator

 

[playerismc]

Granted, as it gets delivered, it gets destroyed

I wish for looooooooooooong holidays

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Holidays are longer, but less frequent.

I wish for a thing

 

[lenscas]

you get too many things

I wish for stuff

 

[Someone Else 37]

You get too much stuff.

I wish for creativity.

 

[lenscas]

you get so much creativity that your head explodes

I wish for the anwser on the following question: why do most of the corruptions ends in the person that wished it dieing?

 

[Someone Else 37]

Because corrupting wishes in such a way as to destroy the wisher is fun. And now that I've told you that, I'm going to throw you over this here cliff.

I wish that I wasn't so much derp all the time.

 

[lenscas]

Now that you are not a derp any more life became a lot more boring, this causes you to become depressed and eventually suicide is the only option that you have left.

I wish that I ended that corruption a bit earlier as it right now is a bit dark

 

[sgbros1]

Granted. You end it by ending your life.

I wish for less dark comments by everyone

 

[lenscas]

granted but only because my comments become so dark that everything else looks like its way less dark

I wish for epic text

 

[playerismc]

You get such epic text that you hate it

I wish for him