A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

Someone Else 37

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Granted, but your attempt to go back in time and alter it breaks the universe.

I wish that this thread didn't result in as many people breaking the universe.
 

lenscas

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you get systempie

I wish for more systemd jokes

also for anyone who likes systemd I only like the jokes and I do not care about it for a single bit.
 

lenscas

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you get hme

I wish that the systemd debate was finally over and that the Linux world could move on and be more awesome because of it.
 

pizzawolf14

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The systemd debate is over. It is resolved by Linux falling apart and, therefore, the Linux world has nothing wrong with it as it no longer exists.

I wish there was no such thing as a block schedule.
 

Funky Ghost

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Granted.

However your schedule is now a Jacobs Ladder.

I could really go for a Mutton Lettuce and Tomato right about now.
 

bluchuv00

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Granted but the mutton is still on the animal, which is eating some lettuce and tomato.

I wish tomorrow would come 10 times quicker and time would go back to its normal speed by 7 am tomorrow. And that i would sleep in the time between.
 

Someone Else 37

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Granted, but due to time passing ten times as fast (from your point of view), you only get one tenth your usual amount of sleep.

I wish for an enderpearl.
 

bluchuv00

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Granted, but since we're not all super pain resistant steves, the recoil from using it kills you/ brings you very very close to death.

I wish I had a cumilitive A in physics right now so I won't have to take the final exam. And that my other grades (and sanity) didn't suffer as a result.

1/10 the sleep is better than nothing
 

keybounce

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Granted.

However, a major new discovery in physics renders all of that time spent ... wasted. You'll have to start over learning essentially new physics.

... I wish I had more sense than to post in this thread
 

Someone Else 37

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Granted. You now spend all your time posting on MCF and Reddit.

I wish for a way to teleport myself up to ten meters with a line of sight, with a thirty-minute cooldown.
 

playerismc

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Granted. You are connected for one second and you can reconnect once a day

I wish i wouldn't sit here in school
 

lenscas

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you are now standing in school.

I wish for better jokes and wish corruptions
 

Someone Else 37

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Granted.
Hurewitz's Memory Principle:
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional
to... to... uh.....

I wish Lens hadn't reminded me about fortune.
 

lenscas

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you get a dish

I wish that people knew the awesomeness that is cowsay and sl