A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Someone Else 37]

Granted, but your attempt to go back in time and alter it breaks the universe.

I wish that this thread didn't result in as many people breaking the universe.

 

[lenscas]

granted now animals do it for us.

I wish for animals in this thread

 

[Someone Else 37]

Do artifact creatures count? *animates a few random objects*

I wish for pie.

 

[lenscas]

you get systempie

I wish for more systemd jokes

also for anyone who likes systemd I only like the jokes and I do not care about it for a single bit.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Systemderp, systemd'oh, sydtemdarn...

I wish for meh.

 

[lenscas]

you get hme

I wish that the systemd debate was finally over and that the Linux world could move on and be more awesome because of it.

 

[pizzawolf14]

The systemd debate is over. It is resolved by Linux falling apart and, therefore, the Linux world has nothing wrong with it as it no longer exists.

I wish there was no such thing as a block schedule.

 

[Funky Ghost]

Granted.

However your schedule is now a Jacobs Ladder.

I could really go for a Mutton Lettuce and Tomato right about now.

 

[bluchuv00]

Granted but the mutton is still on the animal, which is eating some lettuce and tomato.

I wish tomorrow would come 10 times quicker and time would go back to its normal speed by 7 am tomorrow. And that i would sleep in the time between.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted, but due to time passing ten times as fast (from your point of view), you only get one tenth your usual amount of sleep.

I wish for an enderpearl.

 

[bluchuv00]

Granted, but since we're not all super pain resistant steves, the recoil from using it kills you/ brings you very very close to death.

I wish I had a cumilitive A in physics right now so I won't have to take the final exam. And that my other grades (and sanity) didn't suffer as a result.

1/10 the sleep is better than nothing

 

[keybounce]

Granted.

However, a major new discovery in physics renders all of that time spent ... wasted. You'll have to start over learning essentially new physics.

... I wish I had more sense than to post in this thread

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You now spend all your time posting on MCF and Reddit.

I wish for a way to teleport myself up to ten meters with a line of sight, with a thirty-minute cooldown.

 

[techno156]

You end up in a wall
I wish that my connection to the IRC was less jittery

 

[playerismc]

Granted. You are connected for one second and you can reconnect once a day

I wish i wouldn't sit here in school

 

[lenscas]

you are now standing in school.

I wish for better jokes and wish corruptions

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted.
Hurewitz's Memory Principle:
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional
to... to... uh.....

I wish Lens hadn't reminded me about fortune.

 

[lenscas]

granted, I reminded you of sl and cowsay

I wish that someone gets them

 

[techno156]

They got each other... creating an infinitely recurring paradox

I wish for more fish

 

[lenscas]

you get a dish

I wish that people knew the awesomeness that is cowsay and sl