A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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Granted, but your attempt to go back in time and alter it breaks the universe.

I wish that this thread didn't result in as many people breaking the universe.
 
you get systempie

I wish for more systemd jokes

also for anyone who likes systemd I only like the jokes and I do not care about it for a single bit.
 
you get hme

I wish that the systemd debate was finally over and that the Linux world could move on and be more awesome because of it.
 
The systemd debate is over. It is resolved by Linux falling apart and, therefore, the Linux world has nothing wrong with it as it no longer exists.

I wish there was no such thing as a block schedule.
 
Granted.

However your schedule is now a Jacobs Ladder.

I could really go for a Mutton Lettuce and Tomato right about now.
 
Granted but the mutton is still on the animal, which is eating some lettuce and tomato.

I wish tomorrow would come 10 times quicker and time would go back to its normal speed by 7 am tomorrow. And that i would sleep in the time between.
 
Granted, but due to time passing ten times as fast (from your point of view), you only get one tenth your usual amount of sleep.

I wish for an enderpearl.
 
Granted, but since we're not all super pain resistant steves, the recoil from using it kills you/ brings you very very close to death.

I wish I had a cumilitive A in physics right now so I won't have to take the final exam. And that my other grades (and sanity) didn't suffer as a result.

1/10 the sleep is better than nothing
 
Granted.

However, a major new discovery in physics renders all of that time spent ... wasted. You'll have to start over learning essentially new physics.

... I wish I had more sense than to post in this thread
 
Granted. You now spend all your time posting on MCF and Reddit.

I wish for a way to teleport myself up to ten meters with a line of sight, with a thirty-minute cooldown.
 
Granted. You are connected for one second and you can reconnect once a day

I wish i wouldn't sit here in school
 
Granted.
Hurewitz's Memory Principle:
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional
to... to... uh.....

I wish Lens hadn't reminded me about fortune.
 
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