A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[sgbros1]

Granted, but they die when I unleash my powers of death upon them.

I wish I could be less evil

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You become so un-evil that you try to unwish all the evil things you wished for in this thread- but it doesn't work.

I wish for Eldritch Revelation

 

[techno156]

The Eldritch revelation destroys your mind.

I wish I knew what this netseer thingymabob does

 

[TheEpic5]

you do, but it explodes, causing everything to ever exist explodes.
gg

I wish sushi cats were real.

 

[sgbros1]

Sushi made of cats? Then PETA will be all over you.

I wish for...

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You get the MATLAB keyword used to make a "line" of code span multiple lines in a script.

I wish for a sliver.

 

[sgbros1]

Of yourself? Sure. *grabs knife*

I wish to be less dark

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Have a flashlight.

I wish that timezones weren't so problematic.

 

[sgbros1]

Granted. Now time zones are offset by minutes, so they're even more problematic.

I wish that I could be less evil

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You are able to be less evil, but you never bother with it.

I wish my browser wasn't being so laggy right now.

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but your browser becomes corrupted.

I wish for things

 

[lenscas]

you get stuff

I wish for stuff and/or things

 

[sgbros1]

You get things and/or stuff

I wish for items

 

[lenscas]

you get smites . oops, it looks like I made a type. Well you already have them so......

I wish for a corrupt wish

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. The universe responds to your trying to break it with a paradox by way of a bolt of lightning.

I wish I was able to get this Werewolf game running faster.

 

[lenscas]

granted but as a result I will not be able to play, so does more then half of the players for that matter

I wish for enough time to really play this werewolf game

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You devote so much time to analyzing the game that your brain short-circuits itself.

I wish I had taken Gideon's hint and made a dimension in Pathfinder with lots and lots of coal blocks. ProjectE needs a lot of coal, as it turns out.

 

[lenscas]

granted but the game is now so simple that it bores you.

I wish that I was better at explaining things

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You're now so good at is that everyone constantly asks you to explain all the things, and eventually you brain short-circuits itself from all the explaining.

I wish the dimensions I made in Pathfinder didn't always come out so boring-looking.

 

[lenscas]

granted they are now so awesome looking that it hurts your eyes and your computer and everyone you know and love.

I wish for more cruelty and suffering in above corruption