A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

sgbros1

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Granted, but they die when I unleash my powers of death upon them.

I wish I could be less evil
 

Someone Else 37

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Granted. You become so un-evil that you try to unwish all the evil things you wished for in this thread- but it doesn't work.

I wish for Eldritch Revelation
 

TheEpic5

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you do, but it explodes, causing everything to ever exist explodes.
gg

I wish sushi cats were real.
 

Someone Else 37

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Granted. You get the MATLAB keyword used to make a "line" of code span multiple lines in a script.

I wish for a sliver.
 

sgbros1

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Granted. Now time zones are offset by minutes, so they're even more problematic.

I wish that I could be less evil
 

Someone Else 37

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Granted. You are able to be less evil, but you never bother with it.

I wish my browser wasn't being so laggy right now.
 

lenscas

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you get smites . oops, it looks like I made a type. Well you already have them so......

I wish for a corrupt wish
 

Someone Else 37

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Granted. The universe responds to your trying to break it with a paradox by way of a bolt of lightning.

I wish I was able to get this Werewolf game running faster.
 

lenscas

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granted but as a result I will not be able to play, so does more then half of the players for that matter

I wish for enough time to really play this werewolf game
 

Someone Else 37

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Granted. You devote so much time to analyzing the game that your brain short-circuits itself.

I wish I had taken Gideon's hint and made a dimension in Pathfinder with lots and lots of coal blocks. ProjectE needs a lot of coal, as it turns out.
 

lenscas

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granted but the game is now so simple that it bores you.

I wish that I was better at explaining things
 

Someone Else 37

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Granted. You're now so good at is that everyone constantly asks you to explain all the things, and eventually you brain short-circuits itself from all the explaining.

I wish the dimensions I made in Pathfinder didn't always come out so boring-looking.
 

lenscas

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granted they are now so awesome looking that it hurts your eyes and your computer and everyone you know and love.

I wish for more cruelty and suffering in above corruption