A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You get this. It's the closest thing to a deer lord I could find.

I wish my Java exam wasn't at 8AM tomorrow morning.

 

[keybounce]

The deer lord: http://www.weregeek.com/2015/04/27/

Your final exam was this morning, not tomorrow morning. You missed it, and got an F.

I wish I could put fox news out of business.

 

[sgbros1]

Granted. It is now replaced with a shittier news network.

I wish for anger, depression and sacrifice.
Nah, I wish for true love.

 

[lenscas]

granted but you don't get any

I wish for bad things

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, they happen on you

I wish that Squiddy will return to modding

 

[lenscas]

Granted but it will never be the same

I wish for the worst things

 

[sgbros1]

Granted. They happen on you.

I wish Lenny would stop wishing for bad things

 

[lenscas]

granted I now wish for the worse things

I wish for pain, suffering and insanity to all that lives

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but you do realize it includes yourself right...?

I wish Lenny would stop being so sadistic and masochistic.

 

[lenscas]

granted you now have to deal with oil

I wish you knew the reference

 

[sgbros1]

Granted.

No I don't.

I wish for an end to Lenny's pain and suffering.

 

[lenscas]

Granted but only because the world burns

I wish for shadows

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, you get shadows of glass

Let's keep things simple. I wish for a glass of water.

 

[lenscas]

granted but is not the water you think it is

I wish for flowstone generators

 

[playerismc]

Granted, you get it and lose it.

I wish to forget stuff that happened

 

[lenscas]

granted but you forget all your memories and people will try to exploit this

I wish for things

 

[sgbros1]

You get sgniht

I wish for stuff

 

[lenscas]

you get ffuts

I wish for originality

 

[pizzawolf14]

You rang?

I wish that allergies did not exist.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Now, whenever you encounter pollen, you just die.

I wish that didn't come out so dark.