A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[lenscas]

you get a poisonous potato

I wish for things

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted! You recieve Thing 1 and Thing 2 from "The Cat in the Hat". Have fun with that.

I wish that some of the really cool stuff (slice and splice, Vat, etc) from EnderIO could be back-ported to the 1.6.4 version.

 

[lenscas]

granted, but now you can't use the 1.6.4 version anymore

I wish for demons, darkness, corruption and death

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

granted, but now you can't use the 1.6.4 version anymore

I wish for demons, darkness, corruption and death

Granted. You are given access to Lindsay Lohan's private parts.

I wish that the sky was purple.

 

[lenscas]

it is purple but you see still blue

I wish for pain, agony and suffering

 

[playerismc]

Granted. You are getting hungry instead.

I wish for a decision maker

 

[lenscas]

granted but thanks to a typo you get decision qaker (No I have no idea how one would make such a typo)

I wish for madness, lose of faith and torture

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. The Nyan Cat video is now permanently blasted into your ears 24/7.

I wish for a random number generator.

 

[Strikingwolf]

Granted.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted

 

[playerismc]

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish that I have a better mood

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You have a better mood, although you're in a worse mood right now.

I wish that my browser wasn't constantly derping up CoolSquid's avatar.

 

[Marthon2]

Granted, your browser is always gonna derp up CoolSquid's avatar

I wish for my Fat Man nuke launcher to be upgraded to the Experimental MIRV (A "shotgun" variant for the Fat Man, acts like a Mini-Nuke Launcher Shotgun)

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. It backfires.

I wish Direwolf would stop misgendering Vazkii. I cringe every time.

 

[Strikingwolf]

Granted. Realsketch beats you with a stick

I wish for things

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You get all the cobblestone everyone's ever thrown into an XU trash can.

I wish you'd explain why RealSketch is beating me with a stick.

 

[Strikingwolf]

Granted. One word, drama with Vazkii

I wish you would stop asking me about that

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted... I think I've heard enough. *slowly steps toward door*

I wish that modded MC wasn't so full of drama.

 

[Marthon2]

Granted, tons of people in the forum are being drama queens now

I wish that I won the game called: You lost the game

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. But You just lost again (as did I), so it cancels out.

I wish for a lack of nothing.

 

[keybounce]

Granted.
You now lack nothing; that is, you have everything. You and your pile of everything collapse into a black hole.

I wish ... oh deer lord, I wish I knew why I got back into this forum game.