A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[lenscas]

granted, they now however don't work in wine anymore

I wish that playonlinux wouldn't randomly decide that the install of heartstone was complete and close it, while it was not even done with installing battle.net and as a result borking it that the install need to be redone. EVERY FRICKING TIME!

 

[HeroGabe]

Granted, but a new bug causes playonlinux to delete all of your files. Whelp, reinstall it then.

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.

 

[Someone Else 37]

You get a typeless wish, then use it to break the universe. Good job.

I wish that anyone who reads the above sentence will understand it.

 

[HeroGabe]

Granted, but everyone who understands the above sentence dies.

I wish for everyone to be revived, with no problems.

 

[pizzawolf14]

Every person to ever live is revived in perfect health, but they don't un-decompose so everyone is terrified. Not to mention overpopulation...

I wish I had a bowl of popcorn and a cherry coke

 

[HeroGabe]

Your popcorn and cherry coke are given, but when you try to drink the cherry coke, it tastes like burnt popcorn... plus you burn to death by drinking it.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You get nothing, i.e. the Void, i.e. death.

I wish everyone would always remember to make a wish on this thread.

 

[sgbros1]

Granted.

(Lololololol)

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. The evil majotaur from the little harmonic labyrinth shows up at your house and laughs you to death.

I wish more people would read Godel, Escher, Bach. It's a good book... even if it's 740 pages long.

 

[techno156]

Everyone does. Horrible accidents occur everywhere as no-one will put the book down to do anything else.
I wish I was better at my time management.

 

[Gamefury64]

You get so good, you never have time to do anything outside of your time managment, which doesnt have a free period.

I wish I had a better RAM.

 

[RJS]

You get a better ram, but you have no ewes to breed it with.

I wish the server I play on would come back up

 

[sgbros1]

Granted. It's up. Oh wait, it's down again. Never mind, it's back up again. Oh, it's down...

I wish to be less tired.

 

[RJS]

Granted. You get turned into a car. Then into a bicycle. You are now less tired

I wish my washing and ironing would do itself for me.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but only if you feed it constantly Nether Stars

I wish for better schools

 

[techno156]

Granted, but only if you feed it constantly Nether Stars

I wish for better schools

Schools are better... at being worse.

I wish that my connection to one of my favourite MP servers was less laggy and more stable

 

[Gamefury64]

It is, but for some reason it blacklists you.

I wish I hadn't posted this wish.

 

[lenscas]

the wish did it for you

I wish that I knew why
bash: /usr/bin/skype: Bestand of map bestaat niet
happens every time I open a terminal.

 

[darthwesix]

you knew how to fix it but you cant

I wish to be entertained