A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Luckdemon]

Granted. But people realize that you've skipped a few days and change the date accordingly back to April 11.

I wish I had more bacon to eat.

 

[Moezso]

Granted, but it gives you swine flu and you rack up thousands of dollars in hospital bills.

I wish I had a super-high-end PC.

 

[LightKnight]

Wish granted . But you build it incorrectly and it overheated and started a fire in your house that burned down your house

I wish i had something to do

 

[ArcticW01f]

congrats you have a job and you cant have fun anymore but at least you have something to do
I wish for something (im out of ideas)

 

[Moezso]

Granted you have something. You have no idea what it is, but it's something. It's also green and slimy and growling at you.

I wish I was taller.

 

[LightKnight]

Wish granted : But you are so tall that you have a skeleton problem / disease and you always have pain .

I wish i didn't have that much work to do .

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, the work you have left to do will take longer than the expected lifespan of the universe to complete.

I wish I didn't have to go to school for the rest of the week.

 

[the_j485]

Granted. But what was learnt that week was really important and nobody was allowed to tell you and you will fail your exams.

I wish for all games to be available and free to me.

 

[Moezso]

Granted, you now have free access to all games, however the sudden burst of stimulus has caused you to go blind, and you can't play any of them.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

 

[LightKnight]

Granted , you skip work today but you get fired !

Wish my server wont crash so much

 

[the_j485]

granted, but it crashes one more time after which it does not work again, until you get a new PC

I wish for active member status

 

[Belone]

Wish granted, but you realise that like any other title on these forums, it doesn't really mean anything and no one treats you any differently.

I wish every single person requesting help looked at the stickies and actually used the bug reporting format...

 

[Moezso]

Granted, but every noob now reads the stickies, learns what they wanted to know, and goes on their way, and the forums never get any new members again.

I wish cats wouldn't head straight for lava every time I bring one underground.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but they no longer do anything to creepers

I wish for my own server to play on which is crash-proof, lag-free, popular and with no griefers or problems, and a good group of admins to help me.

 

[Moezso]

Granted but it's stuck in adventure mode and you can't break or place anything.

I wish for world peace. (I can already see the destruction of this wish.)

 

[the_j485]

Granted but people get rid of their guns and weapons and there's an apocalyptic alien invasion where everyone dies!

I wish for A pet like the lizard in Moeszo's picture! (thorny lizard?)

 

[tribalthomas]

Granted but people get rid of their guns and weapons and there's an apocalyptic alien invasion where everyone dies!

I wish for A pet like the lizard in Moeszo's picture! (thorny lizard?)

Wish granted! But it grows bigger and eats you.

I wish for unlimited money.

 

[the_j485]

granted, but it is given to you in coins and you are crushed

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. You get _____ because the universe is destroyed.

I wish I could have shapeshifting powers (nothing too crazy, just changing into other humanoid shapes will do, definitely no need for animal morphs ever).

 

[the_j485]

granted, but you can only change into people who are hated, and everybody hates you.

I wish for a potato