A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[OmegaPython]

Granted. But it is really an endless game.

I wish that I didn't have so much work to do

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, less work done means less pay. Therefore you get less money.

I wish I could have boobs (and we have come full circle, at least with my involvement).

 

[Nerixel]

Granted, you now have boobs. Unfortunately, they are the largest boobs in recorded history and are so heavy they limit your movement and cripple your body. At least you have boobs though.

I wish someone was streaming (I'm bored as hell right now).

 

[Skirty_007]

Granted only they are the most boring builder ever and they have a really annoying voice and difficult to understand accent.

I wish my son would go to sleep!

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but now he will never wake from his sleep
I wish to find a direwolf20 creative server

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, all non-vanilla items are banned.

I wish I could spend more time with my grilfriend.

 

[Ookami5875]

Granted, but now you are also surrounded by people you hate to be with.

I wish for a mansion.

 

[Luckdemon]

Granted, your parents give you a toy mansion for your birthday.

I wish for an awesome pet dog

 

[ArcticW01f]

well you get a dog ... but the dog is Hades's pet 3 headed dog named Cerberus and Cerberus eats you up.
I wish for for a __________.

 

[Nerixel]

Granted, you now have a series of underscores. I'd corrupt it, but it's a pretty crappy result anyway.

I wish for 100 Minecraft accounts (not hacked, because Mojang deserves that money)
Honestly, I've run out of wish ideas now.

 

[ArcticW01f]

Granted you crash your computer after 100 accounts
(also I ran out long ago so i try to come up with ones that people hate to answer)
I wish to make more Jobs for America and get our great country working again.

 

[LightKnight]

Wish granted , but all the people who will take the jobs are immigrates that will kill and rape the people .
I wish that the 2 building sites near my house will be done working

 

[ArcticW01f]

... ... ... dude above me not cool bro not cool
your wish is granted the building sites are done but they fall during a storm and now they will have to rebuild them all over again sucks for you
I wish for world hunger to end without, death, overpopulation, mutations, robots, aliens or the end of the world in your answer.

 

[LightKnight]

wish granted The world hunger will end but your food will be taken so everybody will receive a fair amount and the minimum needed to live
I wish i had something tasty around here

 

[ArcticW01f]

granted you get a tasty fish but you get food poisoning from it and die
I wish I could find a wish that can't become corrupted.

 

[Moezso]

Granted, you

granted you get a tasty fish but you get food poisoning from it and die
I wish I could find a wish that can't become corrupted.

Granted you found it but it's encased in a thousand layers of warded stone and you're not op'd.

I wish there was a way to distribute wealth fairly without being communist.

 

[ArcticW01f]

granted your the last human on earth and has all the money in the world and your not a communist
I wish for no one to wish below me (suck it whoever you will be)

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, I get a wish anyway.

I wish I could live in Canada.

 

[ArcticW01f]

wish un-granted (i win)
i wish for a butterfly (i have ran out of ideas now)

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. It's a butterfly with razor-sharp wings and the ability to copy itself from nothing. Have fun with being cut to death!

I wish it could be the 18th of April, 2013 already.