A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[KaosRitual]

Granted, you are now wonderful at Python. However, this only applies to the snake and you are hounded by them wherever you go.
I wish for the power to see one minute into the future.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, you are unable to see an event that kills you 39 seconds later.

I wish I had a gaming laptop that didn't set itself on fire. Or destroy itself.

 

[the_j485]

granted, but a grumpy potted plant appears next to you, slaps you with its leaf, and proceeds spontaneously combust, burning you, your new gaming PC, and your house/flat/whatever you have.

I wish to be all powerful.

 

[whizzball1]

Granted, but it only lasts for 5 seconds.
I wish for harder to corrupt wishes.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but then I give it a go.

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. You also get a pie-flavoured pie as well.

I wish for bigger hips (doesn't hurt to try, does it?)

Sent from my phone using black magic

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but then they are so wide you can't get through a door.

I wish for more pie-flavoured pie.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, it's also an explosive pie :/

I wish for... more feminine EVERYTHING.

Sent from my phone using black magic

 

[the_j485]

Granted. Bt every girl other than you gets more feminine, and you are actually now one of the ugly ones

I wish for Morgs to realise she could do these herself

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. Except she also gets incredibly impatient because she has to wait years for it.

I wish I could curl up with my dog in bed tonight (it gets awful lonely otherwise :c)

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[the_j485]

Granted. But then people start looking at what you said and start getting creeped out...

I wish to be the most well-known member on the forums so I could play with dire

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, suddenly, Dire's computer suffers a sudden and spectacular failure, destroying his ability to play Minecraft.

I wish I could have my girlfriend with me (or better yet, I wish my girlfriend could have me with her).

Sent from my phone using black magic

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but then a rather angry looking tupperware pot beats you to death, making your GF really sad.

I wish to be able to play minecraft like it was real life, and I can still respawn.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. Everything takes a realistic amount of time to do, and you have to do everything exactly like you would in real life, using only the keyboard as your control input. And you're starting from the Stone Age.

I wish for cuddles.

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[the_j485]

Granted, but they are given by an angry rabbit, who, although very fluffy, is evil and does not like you so kicks you with its back foot 5.27923870965878 times, leaving you with a fair amount of bruises.

I wish for Someone else other than me or Morgs to get playing this game, even whizzball again

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. The other player is a pigeon who keeps accidentally deleting its posts.

I wish I could have some chocolate to snack on.

Sent from my phone using black magic

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but I start lacking imagination and it is poisonous and you die.

I wish for everyone to be happy

 

[Exedra]

There's only one way to make people happy.

Spoiler: The Secret to Happiness

You just lost the game.

I wish j was even more gullible than he is now.

 

[the_j485]

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[Exedra]

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But... it actually has it. It's a basket of kittens and puppies.