A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[whizzball1]

Granted, but you fail all your classes and never get a job and end up homeless.
I wish my planes in Pocket Planes took less than 10 minutes to get to their destination. (app)

 

[KaosRitual]

Granted, however the planes move far too fast for you to play the game properly, and you fail each time you try to play.
I wish people would stop mentioning tupperware in this thread. My cupboards haunt me...

 

[Exedra]

Granted, they use erawrepput instead.

I wish I coud wish for a wish for a wishy wish.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. The universe then collapses because of how confusing that sentence was.

I wish I could get better FPS on this computer (for all games! Not just Minecraft).

 

[GPuzzle]

Good, but now the FPS is so high you get sick and barf on your computer, frying it and causing an explosion.

I wish I could use headphones or ear protector things during the class to stop being bothered by those moronistic idiots.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, you get a detention for using them, and your music player is confiscated for the rest of the week.

I wish everything would just work for me.

 

[KaosRitual]

Granted, everything becomes your slave. They end up disgruntled and rebel against you.
I wish for some method of flight which I can use anywhere which does not affect my appearance in some way.

 

[Jess887cp]

Granted! But you are unable to stop flying, or infact descend in any way.

I wish I could jump through fictional universes at will.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but you then get killed in a universe with tupperware, potted plants, pinewood veneers, and Kaosritual looking suspiciously at his cupboard I love how scared he is of things I of all people say, with that signature

I wish for another thing to add to my list of really random things I always say, the list is currently at: tupperware, potted plants, and pinewood veneers

 

[whizzball1]

Granted, but your list becomes so long it overloads your computer and the computer explodes, killing you.
I wish for Pie Flavored Pie.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but a guitar riff plays and a smaller pie hits you in the face.

I wish for someone to suggest one thing to add to the list.

 

[KaosRitual]

Granted. That thing happens to be the word that summons Galactus, eater of Worlds. Guess what happens next.
I wish I had more time to spend on these forums. Damn this outside world and its responsibilities and whatnot.
Also, how about the glorius Fez for your list?

 

[the_j485]

YES! PERFECT!
Granted. However, the forums become just a website with pictures of potted plants, tupperware, pinewood veneers and fezes[DOUBLEPOST=1368725465][/DOUBLEPOST]I wish for death of all my enemies without guilt.

 

[mathjazz]

Granted, but your self destructive tendencies count as an enemy, so you die too.

I wish to pass my Quals next week.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but people start throwing tupperware at you for no other apparent reason than me being involved.

I wish to have a long, happy, prosperous life with no strife or problems. Try it b*tch.

 

[KaosRitual]

Granted, you have a long happy life etc. Unfortunately, this comes at the cost of everyone else in the world. Murderer.
I wish for the_j485's randomniosity rampage came to an end. And yes, I like to make words up.

 

[whizzball1]

Granted. However, everyone else in the world starts on a Randomniosity Rampage.
I wish I was better at making words up.

 

[Lambert2191]

granted, but the only words you can make up sound French.
I wish I had better internet.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but for everyone else the internet is down forever and then they can't do anything and there's nothing to connect to, except magical servers with potted plants, tupperware, pinewood veneers and fezzes.

I wish that nobody would complain about my randomniosity campaign.

 

[KaosRitual]

Granted, you now have no randomniosity campaign for people to complain about.
I wish for someone to play Terrafirmacraft with. My cobblestone castle is lonely. And time consuming to fix when a creeper comes through.