A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[the_j485]

Granted, but it is a potted plant wearing a piece of tupperware over a fez as a hat, with pinewood veneer armour and he slaps you.

I wish Kaosritual would change his signature.

 

[KaosRitual]

Granted, however you are now referenced within the signature ^_-
I wish for more willpower. And a blueberry sponge to throw at the_j485.

 

[the_j485]

OH SH*T WHAT DID I DO?

Granted, but you only have willpower to fart. And the sponge misses.

I wish for Kaosritual's signature to be less weird.

 

[mathjazz]

Granted, KaosRitual's signature becomes less weird, but only to you, because you suddenly agree with him on this point.

I wish that I can pass my PhD exam next week. I know I already wished for that, but I still want it.

 

[whizzball1]

Granted, but one of the people in the class just happens to roam this Forum and stumbled upon this thread. He found you out and you were expelled for cheating.
I wish that Infusion Altars were automatable.

 

[mathjazz]

Granted. But they produce flux constantly. Wisps everywhere.

I wish that Whizzball1 had some lemons.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. He turns them into combustible lemons to burn your house down.

I wish AIM would damnwell work properly.

 

[whizzball1]

Granted. However, because of how old it is, everybody stops using it and you are left alone. In the dark. In a deep hole.
I wish AIM was older. Wait, that implies that I have to wish that the Internet was older.
That made no sense.
NEW WISH.
I wish that my previous discarded wishes actually made sense.

 

[mathjazz]

Granted, but it causes human history to change, and Germany wins WWII. Alles Sprechen Deutsch jetzt.

Ich möchte Star Trek: Into Darkness beobachten.

 

[the_j485]

Ok, aber musst du jetzt nur Star trek sehen, du kannst nichts sonst beobachten.
Ok, but you must now only watch Star Trek, you can watch nothing else.[DOUBLEPOST=1368861713][/DOUBLEPOST]I wish MathJazz would speak plain english.

 

[mathjazz]

Granted, but now I can't speak German anymore. Hope you feel guilty that your wish ruined someone else's life instead of yours.

I wish I got to meet some of my new friends from this forum.

 

[KaosRitual]

Granted, your new friends get hit by a truck and are housebound, meaning all they can do is go on the forum. In agony.
I wish the_j485 would do what it says in my signature.

 

[the_j485]

Fuck. Uuuuhhhhhh...... Granted but it's my identical twin.

I wish Kaosritual would stop creeping me out.

 

[whizzball1]

Granted, but his identical twin comes and starts freaking you out.
I wish that KaosRitual would get rid of the abominable message in his signature.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but then he changes it to something even weirder.

I wish for Kaosritual to be an active member

 

[KaosRitual]

Granted, but then he becomes a stuck up douche. Third person is fun.
I wish for the ability to put gemstones on my statues in terrafirmacraft.

 

[whizzball1]

Granted, but your statues then come to life and crush you.
I wish that we (family) could go to the campsite with our friends for more than 4 hours.

 

[the_j485]

GRanted, but you can never leave and you lose your job and everything and diiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee

 

[KaosRitual]

GRanted, but you can never leave and you lose your job and everything and diiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee

You forgot a wish.

 

[the_j485]

I wish for a wish idea.