A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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Granted. However, a complication [DATA EXPUNGED] fourteen blocks [DATA EXPUNGED] spoons [DATA EXPUNGED] dogs biting [DATA EXPUNGED] a bucket of [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]! Needless to say, that was the end of that [EXPLETIVE REDACTED].

I wish my Internet connection didn't hate me.
 
Granted. You don't have one anymore.

I wish that I could wish like a wish wish and wish yo' wishes mo' wish wish dawg wish wish and wish yo' wishes wishes like a wish wish yo' wishes dat wish so I can wish wish for wish n' fo' yo'
WARNING: The following text may cause your browser to implode from the terabytes of letters shown below. It is the chemical name of titin. Lols may ensue.

Also, I advise you look at your scroll bar before and after you hit that spoiler button down there.

I am not viable for any damage caused to you, your personal computer, or your soul.

Oh, wow. I actually hit the text limit.
That's quite impressive, actually.
Here you go!
I broke pastebin.
Holy shit.

Um, here's a mediafire link with a text file attached, I suppose...
It might take awhile to download, by the way. Just maybe.
http://www.mediafire.com/?vr8mdxa1b1m652w
 
Mwuhaha! I've beaten you all! MY WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED UNCORRUPTED!
Now I can wish like a wish n' wishin wish wish doggin' wish... Actually, I don't even know what I wished for. Crap.
I totally just found "I wish for a life" in Titin! Woo!

Granted, but you lose your hands.

I wish for a recording of the pronounciation of the chemical name for titin unlimited unknowledge of all things.
 
Granted, but I misread your post and thought you said you wanted to WISH LIKE A WISH WISH AND WISH YO' WISHES MO' WISH WISH DAWG WISH WISH AND WISH YO' WISHES WISHES LIKE A WISH WISH YO' WISHES AND WISH YO' WISHES MO' AND WISH YO' WISHES WISHES LIKE A WISH WISH YO' WISHES AND WISH YO' WISHES MO' WISH WISH DAWG WISH WISH AND WISH YO' WISHES WISHES LIKE A WISH WISH YO' WISHES AND WISH YO' WISHES WISHES LIKE A WISH WISH YO' WISHES AND WISH YO' WISHES MO' WISH WISH DAWG WISH WISH AND WISH YO' WISHES WISHES LIKE A WISH WISH YO' WISHES AND WISH YO' WISHES WISHES LIKE A WISH WISH YO' WISHES AND WISH YO' WISHES MO' WISH WISH DAWG WISH WISH AND WISH YO' WISHES WISHES LIKE A WISH WISH YO' WISHES AND WISH YO' WISHES WISHES LIKE A WISH WISH YO' WISHES AND WISH YO' WISHES MO' WISH WISH DAWG WISH WISH AND WISH YO' WISHES WISHES LIKE A WISH WISH YO' WISHES WISH WISH DAWG WISH WISH AND WISH YO' WISHES WISHES LIKE A WISH WISH YO' WISHES DAT WISH SO I CAN WISH WISH FOR WISH N' FO' YO' (insert overused Titin reference here).
Um, yeah.

I wish for this post to be deleted for the good of mankind.
 
Granted, however it is copied and pasted by a hundred other people.
I wish I could go see Area 11 in concert.
 
Granted, but Euphemia from Code Geass comes by during Euphemia and shoots everyone, including the band (Leo, Kogie, Parvis and Sparkles*) and you.
I wish I didn't have a wish to be corrupted.
 
˙puǝıɹɟlɹıƃ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯıʇ ǝɹoɯ puǝds plnoɔ ı ɥsıʍ llıʇs ı

puoɔǝs ǝuo ɹoɟ ʎluo ʇnq ˙uɐɔ noʎ 'pǝʇuɐɹƃ
 
Granted. You get to spend all the time in the world with her once you're both dead.

I wish I could spend more time with my girlfriend!
 
ApSciMorgs said:
Granted. You get to spend all the time in the world with her once you're both dead.

I wish I could spend more time with my girlfriend!
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Granted. You get to spend all the time in the world with her once you're both dead.

I wish I was less lazy, as I copied that.
 
Granted. You're so motivated that you work yourself to death.

I wish it wouldn't be so FUCKING COLD where I live.

Sent from my remote island using smoke signals
 
Granted. The cold won't be -snip- you anymore. It's sad now, so it's even colder.
EDIT: Yeah, I think I would get in trouble for that. Lol.
I wish I would lose my ability to write and thus lose my ability to keep posting in this thread.
 
Granted. In the middle of the night, somebody comes and tears out a vast portion of your brain, leaving you a brain-dead husk with no high-level processes to speak of.

I wish for... a Thing. That does Stuff.

Sent from my remote island using smoke signals
 
Granted, but it doesn't do stuff right.

I wish I could spend more time with my girlfriend. While we're both alive. *looks at Morgs*
 
Granted. You both get ambered together, so you can spend eternity frozen in place, embracing each other, with nothing but your own thoughts for company.

I wish for... ________.

Sent from my remote island using smoke signals
 
Granted, but horse, so is logic are valid in.

I wish I could make better memes. Nothing like that rip-off "Lava? Why not hot water?" one I just made half a minute ago.
 
Granted. They're so good that people die laughing at them.

I wish I could think of better wishes (that aren't for easily obtainable things/things I've used 3 times already).

Sent from my remote island using smoke signals
 
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