Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

[gold49]

The chest does not support iSided inventory (or whatever that is called), so the Storage Bus does nothing.

I build a smeltery around the chest and begin trying to melt it down

 

[scourge728]

the pure power of the chest overloads the smeltery

MEWTWO PSYSTRIKE

 

[gold49]

The chest is a dark type (somehow), so no.

Have a mega-lucario use close combat on the chest.

 

[scourge728]

the chest is also ghost type so no

ALDUIN BURN THIS THING TO THE GROUND

 

[Gamefury64]

The chest has a fire resistant coating.

Fire an ICBM Redmatter missle, which thr inital exsplosion will do damage, but also the resulting black hole.

 

[gold49]

How many black holes get thrown at this chest?! I think this is atleast the third in this thread alone...anyway, the explosion does no damage, but the black hole is absorbed by the chest. The chest also uses the gravitational force of the black hole to absorb the whole earth, so if anyone need me I will be heading toward mars with enough supplies to 'rebuild' mars's atmosphere and lots of plants.

I send the chest into the Sun.

 

[Someone Else 37]

The chest engulfs the Sun with no more effort than it used to absorb the black hole or the Earth.

I shoot the chest with a carefully-aimed beam of ReactorCraft fusion plasma.

 

[sgbros1]

Since the chest is that gravitationally massive, it absorbs the plasma.

I hit the chest with high energy gamma waves.

 

[lenscas]

the chest did a dodge-roll

I do the same thing but I make sure the chest can't move

 

[sgbros1]

It can't move, but it can quantum teleport.

I find the key to open the chest.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

You open it but the lid is spring loaded, and traps your hand when you try to get inside.

I sprinkle pepper in the chest's lock to make it sneeze.

 

[sgbros1]

The chest doesn't have a nose.

I drop the chest inside gaseous tungsten. (Very very hot)

 

[keybounce]

The chest warms up. Just a little.
Apparently, it has good thermal conductivity to ... somewhere, perhaps a black hole?

I put the chest inside a portable hole, and then put the portable hole inside a sphere of annihilation.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

All you find is @sgbros1's ashes. Should have pulled his hand out the lid before the gaseous tungsten

I dump a load of taint down the hole after the chest.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Unfortunately, you don't get as far as putting it into a sphere of annihilation, as the chest acts as a bag of holding, and thus putting it into the portable hole rips a rift into the astral plane.

It reappears d6 days later, unscathed.

EDIT: The chest is slightly tainted, but not enough to damage it.

I throw quark-gluon plasma at the chest.

 

[sgbros1]

All you find is @sgbros1's ashes. Should have pulled his hand out the lid before the gaseous tungsten

I dump a load of taint down the hole after the chest.

HEY!!

You know, taint can pull you down really strongly...

I quantum teleport inside the chest.

 

[xTordX]

Well... Good job getting springtrapped. (Fnaf reference )

I use a goddamn crowbar.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

Crowbar snaps.

I lasso the chest with one of these taintacles swimming about down here.

 

[sgbros1]

The chest breaks free unscathed. Those taintacles are not too friendly with you though...

I go to Mann Co. Supply Crate and buy a key

 

[xTordX]

You bought the wrong key. (Happened too many times :c )

I airblast the chest lid.