Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest scores top marks and opens up in the afterparty, but you're stuck in detention for cheating and don't get any of the booty.

I dig out the original blueprints for the chest to try and find any weakness in its structural design.

 

[gold49]

What original blue prints? This thing just appeared.

I take a bulldozer to the chest.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

Chest pushes the bulldozer about. Bulldozer health 99/100.

I cycle the chest(s) through the macerator again, and hang them on strings to make a Newton's cradle.

 

[pizzawolf14]

The chests don't obey traditional physics and you discover a new concept.

I "borrow" the money you get from the achievement to hire scientists to figure out how to break this thing.

 

[gold49]

The chest absorbs the scientist and all of their research, gaining new knowledge of the universe in the process.

I shoot the chest with a military grade laser

 

[jdog1408]

The laser heats up to the chest but only heats up a small area to red hot.
Ra's Al Ghul(Head of the League of Assassins, trained Batman, and has killed the Green Arrow) walks up to the chest, quickly examines it and shoots an arrow at it.

 

[gold49]

The arrow freezes mid air, glows green, and then becomes the Green Arrow seeking vengeance.

As the fight begins I pore boiling water onto the chest.

 

[Someone Else 37]

The arrow freezes mid air, glows green, and then becomes the Green Arrow seeking vengeance.

As the fight begins I pore boiling water onto the chest.

The chest heats up a couple degrees.

I pour blazing pyrotheum on the chest.

 

[pizzawolf14]

The chest heats up a lot of degrees.

I submerge the chest in gaseous iron (≈2862°c)

 

[gold49]

The chest follows the idea that iron cannot be a gas as I once had a science teacher tell me (in her defense she was a biology teacher, but still, look it up or something if you do not know), so no gas iron at extreme temps for you

I throw a tungsten carbide spear at the chest.

 

[jdog1408]

Following the theme of denying science, tungsten is extremely fragile and brittle, it shatters and does nothing.
I try to OD the chest on MineChem Cocaine.

 

[gold49]

The cocaine becomes sugar and the chest bakes you a cake. Then the cake gets sick from eating too much cake and causes one damage

Chest Health:
95/100

I make the chest deal with trying to change color settings on a phone.

 

[jdog1408]

The chest gets very confused but eventually voids the code.
I use the steam crusher to get bedrock and shoot it at the chest with a high powered TNT cannon.

 

[gold49]

The TNT cannon doesn't fire correctly and blows you up, the chest is mocking you from distance.

I send the ninjas after the chest

 

[Gamefury64]

The chest sends pirates after your ninjas.

Dip half in super cold fluid, the other in super hot fluid. After a while of submerging, rotate. In theory, the thermal exspansion will stretch the chest and make it vurneble. QUICK SOMEONE GIVE IT A SLEDGE TO THE BICEPS!

 

[keybounce]

(if I used Thermal Expansion, I would know how to respond to that one)

 

[sgbros1]

The super cold fluid and super hot fluid undergo thermal exchange and is now just liquid at room temperature.

I ask the chest nicely to open up.

 

[jdog1408]

The chest is a chest and does not hear your words.
Although I just said it cannot hear I start screaming at it and making rude remarks about its mother.

 

[sgbros1]

The chest doesn't undergo reproduction, otherwise we would have about a million chests on our hands.

I apply an unstoppable force on the chest, and push it towards an immovable object.

 

[jdog1408]

The chest is the immovable object. dun Dun DUUUN!
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