The chest points out that it's more of an enderchest than a mundane chest, throwing your calculations off.
I take one end of a wormhole and throw it at the chest.
I take one end of a wormhole and throw it at the chest.
Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off
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Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
The chest falls through the wormhole and drops out on your lap, purring softly.
I edit the chest's player.DAT file to my own name and log back into the world.
I edit the chest's player.DAT file to my own name and log back into the world.
The chest remains tightly sealed.
I take a drill bit and a pneumatic screwdriver and attempt to drill out the chest's hinges.
The chest suggests that you look a few days into the past or into the future.
I take the chest and toss it into a prison stuffed with demons.
Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
The chest gives this error: Error 9001: USB Partitions destroyed loading auxiliary systems.
I aks the chest if he's a male or a female
I aks the chest if he's a male or a female
Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
The chest smears its face in fake blood and yells unintelligible obscenities and tells you to check your chest opening privileges. RealKC takes 3 damage from extra muscle.
I balance the chest on a skateboard and push it down a steep hill.
I balance the chest on a skateboard and push it down a steep hill.
The chest uses an OP crossbow from TiC and kill you.
I GO AROUND LIKE A BOSS WITH A DRACONIC STAFF OF POWER, DRACONIC ARMOR, RUNIC SHIELDING, SOMETHING THAT INCREASES MY LIFE, LOTS OF POTIONS EFFECTS AND SPAWN A CHOS GUARDIAN RIGHT NEXT TO THE CHEST AND WARP TO A SAFE BEDROCK BOX MADE USING BLOOD MAGIC TELEPOSERS!
I GO AROUND LIKE A BOSS WITH A DRACONIC STAFF OF POWER, DRACONIC ARMOR, RUNIC SHIELDING, SOMETHING THAT INCREASES MY LIFE, LOTS OF POTIONS EFFECTS AND SPAWN A CHOS GUARDIAN RIGHT NEXT TO THE CHEST AND WARP TO A SAFE BEDROCK BOX MADE USING BLOOD MAGIC TELEPOSERS!
Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
The chest is playing vanilla.
I put headphones on the chest and show it the Justin Bieber CD before making the offer "open up, or I'll play it to you again"
I put headphones on the chest and show it the Justin Bieber CD before making the offer "open up, or I'll play it to you again"
Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
Dragons pass through it.
I toss an enderpearl through the keyhole.
We've destroyed the universe several times over and violated every law of physics- yet watermelons somehow managed to damage it.
I toss an enderpearl through the keyhole.
We've destroyed the universe several times over and violated every law of physics- yet watermelons somehow managed to damage it.
However I think this sets a new record for most implausible thing ever seen in this thread. 5 points for Hufflepuff!
An eye of ender comes out of the keyhole
I tell this to the chest: In order to obtain something, something else of equal value must be lost or destroyed - The Law of Equivalent Exchange, I then proceed to learn the chest how to human transmutation and sag that what will happen is going to be good.
(Google what happens when an alchemist tries to do human transmutation before answering!)
I tell this to the chest: In order to obtain something, something else of equal value must be lost or destroyed - The Law of Equivalent Exchange, I then proceed to learn the chest how to human transmutation and sag that what will happen is going to be good.
(Google what happens when an alchemist tries to do human transmutation before answering!)