Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

[Pyure]

We're gonna have to be a bit more creative than "The chest totally ignores you.", since that works for every single attack ever

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The FOOF simply rolls of an ignites the ground around the chest.

I shoot a portalgun through the keyhole to drop the contents out.
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Oh- @Pyure the chest gets up and urinates on you in return.

 

[Gamefury64]

All you get is cake, but the chest still has stuff in it.

Point berdrock breakers from every signle direction, each powered by HP turbines.

 

[Pyure]

All you get is cake, but the chest still has stuff in it.

Point berdrock breakers from every signle direction, each powered by HP turbines.

It turns out berdrock breakers only break birds rather than chests. While scratching your head at this, the chest throws up deflection shields which are impervious to BEDrock breakers.

I put on my robe and wizards cap and cast LVL 300000000 fireball on it.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest opens its top and swallows the fire. It belches a smoke ring in your general direction.

You also burnt my cake. ​

I subject the chest to a Cameron-Farage-Clegg debate.

 

[keybounce]

Actually, a bedrock breaker would just ignore the chest, I think. I thought it only affected bedrock, nothing else.

The chest has no ears to hear the debate, and cannot be affected by it.

I get a feather, and attempt to tickle the lock.

 

[gold49]

The chest is immune to tickling, as it is a chest.

I shoot the chest with a tank

 

[Gamefury64]

The chest deploys counter-missles, destroying the shells and the tank.

Remove whatever mod is adding this hellspawn chest.

 

[gold49]

The "mod" you speak of is no longer a mod, but a integrated part of the universe. As deleting it would destroy our world, the chest does not allow this and magically binds itself to every copy of minecraft. You cannot delete it.

I drop the chest into mount doom.

 

[Gamefury64]

The chest decides that universes shall not collide, so there is no frodo, rings or mount doom.

Send acid through a high pressure washer into the lock.

 

[gold49]

Well there goes the Matrix plan...

The acid does not enter the inside of the chest nor does it completely destroy the lock, but one point of damage occurs before the chest can finish reparing the lock. The chest now has a higher resistance to acid.

Chest health 99/100
Let's not forget to damage the chest occasionally.

I bath the chest in liquid nitrogen and then teleport the chest to the earth's core

 

[lenscas]

the heat and the pressure of the earths core seem to not affect it. Thus the chest is now protected by a giant metal ball that is surrounded by lava. Good job >_>

I teleport the chest to lyoko to drop it in the digital sea

 

[pizzawolf14]

The digital sea does not cause deletion, but instead teleports unwanted items to their original location, thus putting the chest back on the original hill (crater?). Note that this is in no way accurate with the show, I had to do several wiki searches to establish what I know about the subject.

I put the chest through chemical analysis to figure out what it's made of.

 

[lenscas]

you find out that the chest is made of unknown materials and that it is highly radioactive thus you came to the conclusion that in the time you still have left its better used for something that has a better change of succeeding.

trow the chest inside the Seventh Sphere of phyrexia

 

[keybounce]

Didn't someone already say that we shall not mix universes?

Radioactive? Alright, I treat this like Rotarycraft waste, and void it. Does voiding the chest destroy it?

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest floats in the void. If it wasn't an inanimate object you'd swear it was smiling....

I pull the chest out the void challenge it to a drinking contest.

 

[xTordX]

It has a void tank for fluids so you lose.

I take it to Soviet Russia...
...because in Soviet Russia....
...chest opens you...

 

[pizzawolf14]

The chest opens...your skull and eats your brain for nourishment.

I summon @xTordX's ghost and get him to go inside the box.

 

[Pyure]

Tordly's ghost is too busy trying to get into a werewolf game to respond and ignores your request.

I inflict 101 points of damage to the chest. (kidding. I got nothin')

 

[Eruantien]

The chests auto-heals 101 points of damage.

I use a Thaumic Explorations chest seal to link it to another chest, which I can easily open.