Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

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But I'm neither undead nor a ghost, and can't go through walls... how?

The chest tries to trap you inside.
 

lenscas

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I walk outside

I try to get him out again.
remember I can get my weapons though it, the same is true for those wolves. I see absolutely no reason why I can't get you out of it if I can get though the chest
 

lenscas

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While I tried to get you out you fall though the black hole.
You end up in a desert(because that is how black holes work right?), pieces of glass are scattered everywhere

hit the chest?
 

Someone Else 37

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The chest hits you.

I pick up a few pieces of glass and chuck them more or less where I think the black hole spat me out.
 

lenscas

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like expected nothing happened.

Send a message to tzet, maybe he can get you out of there. At worst you now need to fight to your death for eternity :p
 

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Tzet recieves your message; however, the chest garbled it somewhat in transit.

I use the rocks and glass chunks around me to create a simulation of a universe and the chest, a la xkcd #505, and use it to try to find a way to break through the chest's defenses, should I ever encounter the chest again.
 

WitherBlaster

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The chest teleports you back before you can start the simulation.

Blast the chest with an EMP. (I'm running out of ideas, ok?)
 

WitherBlaster

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Your lockpick breaks off in the keyhole. You DO know I busted off the hinge a few pages ago, right?

I use my Last Resort...
Code:
256/0
I while back, I did a mini-RP-thing where everytime someone divided by zero, the universe broke, and I had to spend several million years fixing it in a way that made it where no one noticed anything happen.
 

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Your last resort creates yet another black hole, which the chest promptly swallows.

I task the chest with constructing an actual functioning 3D prototype of every Escher painting, woodcut, and lithograph ever.
 

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The chest somehow managed to repel the pigeons well enough.

I set up a Containment Ritual around the chest to drag in more pigeons.
 

lenscas

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for some weird reason all of the sudden the pigeons died out.

I use the power of fail to keep it closed
 

WitherBlaster

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The foam doesn't spray out of the can. You try shaking the can, which promptly explodes in a spray of foam. Like in that Flash game, Infiltrating the Airship.

I hit the chest with a sledgehammer.
 
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Maelstraz

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The anvil falls on top of chest with no visible damage, blocking down the lid. Congratulations, you've just add yet another lock.

I'm using the anvil to combine Diamond Axe with Efficiency enchantment book and trying to chop off a single sliver from this goddamn container.