Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

[GamerwithnoGame]

The chest is bisexual, so seduction failed?

Drop the chest from sub-orbit.

Asexual, then, surely?

The chest bounces a little, and lands unscathed. Despite having no discernible facial features or expression, you sense it is laughing at you, as if to say "Try Higher!"

 

[gold49]

I launch the chest from the moon to the earth.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

I launch the chest from the moon to the earth.

I slap the chest with a salmon.

 

[gold49]

But did the chest survive?

The chest slaps you back with a flounder.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

If it didn't survive, what am I slapping?

I put the chest in its plaice.​

 

[gold49]

Apparently plaice is a group of flat fish species, so the chest tells you it is a chest and not a fish of any kind.

I feed the chest a laxative.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The chest has an adverse reaction to the laxative, and beings having a very bad case of diarrhea.
Chest Health: 80/100
I throw the chest into the middle of a lake of my own stomach acid.

 

[lenscas]

The chest now wonders how you got that much stomach acid, it however doesn't seem to got any damage.

I expose the chest to the same forces that destroyed my world

 

[trajing]

Somehow, it has a healing effect on the chest!
Chest Health 90/100

I throw the chest into the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The black hole collapses into the chest, increasing the chest's already impossibly large mass.

Eat Dragonfire, ya stupid chest!

 

[lenscas]

it said nope.

get @tzet to use his shadow magics(not related to my role play) and I don't care if he will go insane doing it!(which he will)

 

[Gamefury64]

The chest reflects it back at you.

Place like 1000 rainmakers on the chest.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest enjoys a nice refreshing shower in the rain.

I suck the chest through a gas turbine.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The gas turbine explodes.
Chest Health: 89/100

I get frustrated, and slash it repeatedly with a katana.

 

[gold49]

Katana breaks, again. Those are delicate.

I sink the chest into the marianas trench.

 

[trajing]

The pressure has no effect on the chest. However, an eldritch horror at the bottom of the trench stirs and slaps at the chest. The chest comes flying out of the water, damaged.
Chest Health: 84/100

I drop a chunk of a neutron star on the chest.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The chest opens for a split second, and the neutron star chunk gets sucked in. The chest closes before you get a chance to do anything, though.

I convince Deadpool that the chest contains a large number of chimichangas.

 

[gold49]

Deadpool goes after the writers (of course breaking the fourth wall) for not writing in a chimichanga chest before now. After his rampage he has forgot about the chest due to his memory issues.

I shoot the chest with a over-the-top anime style laser gun

 

[WitherBlaster]

The laser deflects off the chest and blows a large hole in the moon.

I somehow take all of the negativity on the internet, and concentrate it into a single point; on the chest's lid's hinge.

 

[gold49]

The hinge explodes, two damage is done. However, the chest is still there, minus the hinge.

Chest Health:
82/100
I get a medivail reenactment crew to attack the chest.