Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

[sgbros1]

The train derails.

So @lenscas, I'm on board. When do we start?

 

[gold49]

I grab @sgbros1 and @lenscas and begin beating the chest with both of you

 

[jdog1408]

It is more offended than physically hurt. The chest takes damage anyway.
CHEST HEALTH 82/100
I smack they chest with my own forehead

 

[WitherBlaster]

Your skull is crushed.

I expose the chest to the pure, unfiltered terror of the most disturbing plane of all of reality. My mind.

 

[gold49]

The chest chuckles and shows off its mind (it is a god chest, it can have a mind if it wants to) to you. Long story short we had to mop up the area you were standing while you went to a psychiatrist (in a straight jacket).

I give the chest a glass of cold milk.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The chest takes a cookie out of itself, dips it in the milk, and eats the cookie, then drinks the milk.

I become mildly irritated. Lond story short: brace yourselves. Here comes the boom...

 

[lenscas]

And so did the chest, it appears that the chest can fight pretty good, especially with the help of my men, the room is now filled with pieces of WitherBlaster.

I decide that the chest doesn't need my help any more and leave the chest behind

 

[Someone Else 37]

The chest tries to drag you back.

I load the chest into a railgun and launch it away from Lens.

 

[lenscas]

railgun got launched in your stomach, wait that is not how you should hold that gun >_>

try to get away from the chest and get some help from my followers

 

[Someone Else 37]

The chest sets up a forcefield surrounding itself, Lens, and Lens's followers.

I place a pre-dialed, pre-powered Matter Transmitter in front of Lens.

 

[lenscas]

as I have no idea what ever is going on right now, I have no idea what to do and feel trapped

try to walk though the forcefield like I can do with walls

 

[Someone Else 37]

The forcefield zaps you and knocks you back a little bit.

I tell Lens to stand on the transmitter for a couple seconds. It *should* teleport him somewhere well outside this forcefield.

 

[lenscas]

I try to go though the ground, but apparently a forcefield generates there too

step on it and prey

 

[Someone Else 37]

The chest uses telekinesis or something to yank Lens off the transmitter before it can activate.

I place a tesseract next to the transmitter to make sure it's powered, then get Lens to stand on it again and then hit him with a Blood Magic spell that surrounds him in a cage of ice, so maybe the chest won't be able to interfere as quickly.

 

[lenscas]

/me is now frozen >_>

I can't really do anything as I am frozen

 

[sgbros1]

Oh yeah, I'm a fire-breather.

/me melts the ice around lenscas

 

[lenscas]

the forcefield prevents you from getting your flames close enough

My men got me out and we decided to hit the chest some more

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

The chest is mildly irritated, but decides to do you a favour this once.

Chest Health: 81/100

I paint the chest in a cobblestone colour and then put it in a room full of Silverfish.

 

[sgbros1]

The chest is not whitelisted in the blocks Silverfish can tunnel into. Nice try.

I try to seduce it...?

 

[Gamefury64]

The chest is bisexual, so seduction failed?

Drop the chest from sub-orbit.