Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

[Celestialphoenix]

Its not very effective.

I use overheat on the chest/anvil.

 

[Gamefury64]

The foam doesn't spray out of the can. You try shaking the can, which promptly explodes in a spray of foam. Like in that Flash game, Infiltrating the Airship.

The chest is a ghost type.

"Pow! Haha!"

Spoiler

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Showdown

 

[WitherBlaster]

The chest teleports behind you.

I use Shadow Force. Taste the Super-effective...

 

[Someone Else 37]

The chest used Conversion-2! The chest transformed into the Normal type!
WitherBlaster used Shadow Force! It doesn't affect the chest...

I exploit a dupe bug and summon eighteen copies of Arceus, hand each one a different plate, and have them all use Judgement on the chest at the same time.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The cheet used Detect.

I use Spite on the chest.

 

[gold49]

The chest losses all the power points for detect, but it still has protect.

I use trick and give the chest a choice scarf, so now it is stuck using detect. (Too lazy to link)

 

[Gamefury64]

The chest tricks you into using knock off, no more choice scarf.

Use lockon, and a OHKO move.

 

[lenscas]

You discover that its a chest, not a Pokemon. It has no effect

I throw the chest into a tarpit.

maybe it dissolves and we get a tarchest out of it
(I hope that someone is going to get it else I will be very,very sad)

 

[Gamefury64]

You discover that its a chest, not a Pokemon. It has no effect

I throw the chest into a tarpit.

maybe it dissolves and we get a tarchest out of it
(I hope that someone is going to get it else I will be very,very sad)

Starbound?

The chest some how hovers over the tar.

Place the chest on a gas giant, where the immense gravity flattens the chest.

 

[lenscas]

somehow the gas giant gets flattened by your lack of knowledge about tarboy and the chest returns to earth.

Convince tarboy that the chest is evil and must be destroyed.

oh and your post made me sad why you not know tarboy

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest is still rather warm from the earlier attacks and Tarboy melts when he gets near it.

I tell Runt, Blunt and Can't remember the other one that the chest is full of mineral wealth.

 

[lenscas]

They first need to get a few million slaves again as their current way to destroy the earth can not destroy the chest

I remake tarboy and give him a heat protecting suit. then I tell him that Runt,Blunt and cu...euh Can't remember the other one are in the chest

 

[Shattered box]

They first need to get a few million slaves again as their current way to destroy the earth can not destroy the chest

I remake tarboy and give him a heat protecting suit. then I tell him that Runt,Blunt and cu...euh Can't remember the other one are in the chest

the chest doesn't know what you are talking about so it does nothing


I task the chest with finding a way to destroy an identical theoretical chest otherwise it moves on to testing all possible outcomes for breaking or damaging it's self (it will cone across marthons way of dealing damage eventually right

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest refuses to damage its own kind makes a new friend.

I smash one chest into the other.

 

[TheEpic5]

both chests become god chests
you made 2 indestructible chests that have the same health
HOLY WATER

 

[gold49]

The holy water has no direct effect, but one chest is filled with the power of Christ and goes to become a preacher.

I tell the cookie monster there is a jar cookies in the chest.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The cookie monster opens the chest and pulls out a jar of cookies. The lid slams shut before you get a look in.

I fit the chest with remote control and enter it in Robot Wars.

 

[jdog1408]

It wins
I duplicate the chest and through the two of them at each other.

 

[Gamefury64]

The chests become a large chest.

Punch the chest.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest's fast reflexes allow it to catch your fist in its lid.

Chest season.