A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[jordsta95]

Granted. But you are doubly scared tomorrow.

I wish I wasn't a nervous wreck

 

[xTordX]

I would actually prefer that!!
You are now a ship wreck

I wish... •-•. I wish •-•

 

[RJS]

Except you don't.

I wish everything was simple and not complicated.

 

[xTordX]

That would help so much in my situation...
Granted. Everything is so simple there are no details.
I wish i wasn't in danger of lynch...

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. You are being burned at the stake instead

I wish people would stop judging me

 

[xTordX]

-_-
They kill you instead.
I wish everyone died
(Wow i'm depressed...)

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. No corruption needed.

I wish you weren't depressed

 

[xTordX]

Thanks
I wish poowtayTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaazzz

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. Chips

I wish Americans would understand chips are just overweight fries

 

[xTordX]

Granted. French people get mad
I wish i knew if you were a girl or a boy...

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. I am neither (truthful answer)

I wish people would understand that, without need of further questions...

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. I do ^-^

I honestly wish people would understand that without needing to ask more questions.

 

[Strikingwolf]

Now everyone understands because everyone is neither. Thus no reproduction goes on and the human race dies out

I wish for you not to corrupt the following wish and grant it:
I wish I had infinite power

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish people would stay out of other people's business

 

[Strikingwolf]

Noone does anything because noone is getting in each other's buisness

I wish jordsta would stop asking me for a launcher

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. But only after Jordan gets the launcher she asks for :3

I wish Striking would make the goddamn launcher already

 

[Strikingwolf]

I make the launcher but it is a piece of crap

I wish I could write code at 10000 lines/s

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. But you can only do so when making a launcher

I wish Striking would turn down

 

[ApSciLiara]

Turn down for what?

I wish that wasn't such a bad joke.

 

[jordsta95]

It wasn't. No corruption

I wish upon a star....