A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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The lack of wishes causes the thread to not work any more. :(

I wish I had a personal supercomputer. :p (Yes, those actually exist)
 
Granted but it is so powerful that it causes the universe to accelerate to such velocities that it is ripped apart

I wish I had Telekinesis
 
You develop the ability to... But you still asphyxiate. :p

I wish my laptop would stop hitting water-boiling termperatures. :p
 
Granted! However you fall asleep for 30 minutes every hour.
I wish i would actually start making vids on my yt channel...
 
Granted but all you can code is basic calculators (exactly what i can atm)
I wish i had 100€ in my Steam wallet
 
Granted, but your country starts blocking all game related connections.
I wish I played more different games.
 
You sell body parts on eBay for bitcoins! And those are YOUR body parts!
I wish my laptop was purple.
(This will turn out weird...)
 
It turns purple because a purple cow poops on it. Now it's full of purple poop.
I wish derp SSundee's mom cared about him.