A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[LivingAngryCheese]

Blood magic

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

Wait I legit thought this was first thing

 

[ApSciLiara]

I wish you idiots would get back on topic ._.

 

[techno156]

The lack of wishes causes the thread to not work any more.

I wish I had a personal supercomputer. (Yes, those actually exist)

 

[Utopiaman]

Granted but it is so powerful that it causes the universe to accelerate to such velocities that it is ripped apart

I wish I had Telekinesis

 

[xTordX]

Granted. You "accidentally" fling yourself to space.

I wish i could breath underwater and air

 

[techno156]

You develop the ability to... But you still asphyxiate.

I wish my laptop would stop hitting water-boiling termperatures.

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted. But that's because it stops doing anything.
I wish I had more followers on Twitter.

 

[xTordX]

Granted. You exchange your mc account for 2000 followers.

I wish i had a cool watch

 

[RJS]

Granted. The blood in your wrist freezes and your hand has to be amputated.

I wish for the ability to get a night's sleep in 30 minutes.

 

[xTordX]

Granted! However you fall asleep for 30 minutes every hour.
I wish i would actually start making vids on my yt channel...

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted. But no-one is watching them.
I wish I was better at coding.

 

[xTordX]

Granted but all you can code is basic calculators (exactly what i can atm)
I wish i had 100€ in my Steam wallet

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted, but your parents won't allow you to use them.
I wish I used more time on playing Minecraft.

 

[yoy1zoz2mom3]

Granted,all your other games get wiped
I wish I had good internet connection

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted, but your country starts blocking all game related connections.
I wish I played more different games.

 

[yoy1zoz2mom3]

You start playing bingo
I wish I had more things to do

 

[xTordX]

You sell body parts on eBay for bitcoins! And those are YOUR body parts!
I wish my laptop was purple.
(This will turn out weird...)

 

[CoolSquid]

It turns purple because a purple cow poops on it. Now it's full of purple poop.
I wish derp SSundee's mom cared about him.

 

[xTordX]

She cares so much weird stuff happens...

I wish i had a potato