A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[CoolSquid]

Granted. But it's rotten.
I wish I was better at pvp.

 

[Utopiaman]

Yes but now bear grylls is hunting you IRL

I wish I had a better curtain

 

[techno156]

It is a curtain of flame.

I wish my phone supported playing .mp4 files

 

[Utopiaman]

Granted but it is so large (100+ ft in size) and so heavy that the touchscreen cannot be used and you die from the radiation and heat

Edit : I wish my keyboard arrives faster

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted but it is so large (100+ ft in size) and so heavy that the touchscreen cannot be used and you die from the radiation and heat

What's your wish?

 

[techno156]

The wish was never granted.

I wish that I paid more attention to things

 

[yoy1zoz2mom3]

You get OCD
I wish videos didn't buffer

 

[xTordX]

They run at 5fps

I wish potatoes

 

[CoolSquid]

I'm throwing them after you.
I wish someone actually downloads my mods.

 

[xTordX]

Wait... You made mods?!? I'll get them in my pack. But i'll hate them.

I wish i would actually start modding (or learning Java for that matter)

 

[Utopiaman]

Granted you learn the way of coffee ; P

I wish The Internet was faster... (gonna see what you guys will do)

 

[Mr.SandMan]

Wish granted, but your computer completely breaks afterwards.

I wish i wish i didn't have to eat, drink, or sleep to survive. But I still have the option to do so. Also I'm immune to disease.

 

[xTordX]

You are killed by a random droplet of acid falling on your heart.
I wish i wasn't dea.... I mean.... I wish i'll never die
>.>
<.<

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

....you never will though because you already have.
I wish for more wishes

 

[Utopiaman]

Granted but you lose all ways of communicating your wish
I wish I had more posters

 

[xTordX]

Now you can't find your door!

I wish for some google glasses

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. You get a pair of glasses with googly eyes stuck on the front.

I wish I could have hugs

 

[Utopiaman]

Granted you are squeezed to death

I wish I had some extra speakers

 

[techno156]

Nothing you have contains the power needed to run them, and they emit an amplitude high enough to kill anything in a 1km radius during their start up period.

I wish I procrastinated less

 

[xTordX]

:I

You are now so eager to do EVERYTHING you have nothing to do anymore so you kill yourself.

I wish i had some....
Dr. Dimension Pants
Kapaaww!!