A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Mr.SandMan]

Not a complete wish, therefore it can't be fully corrupted

Wish granted but it... "404 Witty Corruption not found".

I wish I would stop getting distracted by the internet and sleeping late -_- zzz...

 

[jordsta95]

Granted... Buuuuttt you still have trouble with sleeping

I wish that the phoenixteam would get paid for all the nothing they do

 

[Mr.SandMan]

Wish granted, but they only get paid a penny every ten years.

I wish i was a better artist

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. But you are starting to lose the control of your hands

I wish everyone would just get along

 

[Mr.SandMan]

Wish Granted, but after many, many years of peace and harmony. They forget how to fight back against an evil alien army who don't believe in "getting along"

I wish Trolls would just fall in a hole and leave the good people of the internet alone.

 

[Nisteth]

Granted, trolls now seek everybody out in the real world, as long as they don't participate on the internet.

I wish I was more kawaii!

 

[Mr.SandMan]

Granted...by making everyone else extremely ugly, you will be blamed. And then hunted down to be executed.

I wish black licorice didn't taste so dreadful

 

[ApSciLiara]

I can't grant a wish if it's already come true

I wish I had a bag full of black jellybeans.

 

[Nisteth]

Granted, you now have jellybeans flavored after ashes.

I wish that everybody would scratch my ears :3 (I fool around as a cat in IRC sometimes )

 

[Mr.SandMan]

Granted, everybody happened to be wearing freddy kreuger gloves that day.

I wish i could have super powers

 

[xTordX]

Granted. You can eat and sleep like noone ever could!
I wish more people came to this thread

 

[techno156]

The sheer amount brings down the server.

I wish the uncorrupted wishes were corrupted.

 

[Utopiaman]

Granted all Uncorrupted wishes of future-past are corrupted; but there is such a large release of energy that makes the entire existence of everything divine, pure, and uncorrupted

I wish I had cat ears and a cat tail, and have the agility of a cat w/o side effects and can turn into a cat with no P.N.R. (point of no return)

 

[Mr.SandMan]

Wish granted but you are stereotypically hunted down by Werewolves

Just like my namesake, i wish i had the ability to manipulate all sand and rocks.

 

[Utopiaman]

Granted But You lose the ability to take material form and are forced to simply idle by or make earthquakes or sandstorms

I wish I Had more control over my psychic powers

 

[Mr.SandMan]

(There's a loophole with that. Since my entire body is contained within sand, and i have the ability to control sand. I could just use my power to float around as an Invincible sand cloud.)

Wish granted, but your control over your psychic abilities becomes too much strain over your brain and you completely break down mentally.

I wish that dragons were real (and not the evil ones that try to kill humans)

 

[Utopiaman]

What i mean is that your conciseness cannot take material form or control matter as a body

(answering the loophole not making or answering a wish)

 

[Mr.SandMan]

Touche`

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

Waaaaaaaayyyyy

 

[xTordX]

@WayofTime?
I forgot his full name!!