A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[jordsta95]

Granted. But the formulae to make them hypoallergenic causes them to spontaneously combust.

I wish for everyone to have infinite money.

 

[RJS]

You didn't corrupt my wish, you just made it better >

Granted. Inflation renders all money worthless and humanity has to use a barter system. Global trade shuts down, tax revenues fall and living conditions regress to the dark ages.

I wish for the extermination of humanity.

EDIT and so the ninja'ing begins again

 

[xTordX]

That causes the inflation to go crazy and... time becomes currency

I wish people would get that refference

 

[jordsta95]

You didn't corrupt my wish, you just made it better >

Granted. Inflation renders all money worthless and humanity has to use a barter system. Global trade shuts down, tax revenues fall and living conditions regress to the dark ages.

I wish for the extermination of humanity.

Granted. No corruption

That causes the inflation to go crazy and... time becomes currency

I wish people would get that refference

Granted. But in-time was still a crap movie

I wish that I had more biscuits

 

[RJS]

Granted. You own every biscuit in the world, and are immediately attacked by the rest of the world's population who also want more biscuits.

I wish that I could interface with electronic devices using my mind.

 

[xTordX]

Yay! At least you got it!!
You choke courtesy of biscuits. (Again)
I wish i didn't have to do homework

REALLY?! Deja-vu all over the place!!

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. But you are like a magnet and wipe all hard-drives you are near to

I wish I could think of cool wishes like RJS

 

[xTordX]

Granted. You get accused of internet piracy.
(I can't tisk posting the whole thing at once)

 

[RJS]

Granted. Your wishes are so cool that you freeze to death.

I wish Tord gets to answer this one.

EDIT: well played Tord...

 

[xTordX]

I do but i don't have a wish...
-_-

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. Your wishes are so cool that you freeze to death.

I wish Tord gets to answer this one.

EDIT: well played Tord...

Granted, but Tord doesn't have a viable response

I wish that I could do what I want when I wanted

 

[RJS]

Granted! You can, but you feel too bad and don't.

I wish for a cure for cancer.

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. But the world gets overpopulated, resources become scarce and you have to fight for simple things.

I wish RJS was the next prime-minister

 

[RJS]

Granted. I immediately set myself up as dictator for lyfe, flip the bird at Obama, and go over to Kim Jong-Un's place for dinner. The UK gets nuked.

I wish that she really did sell sea shells on the sea shore.

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. But i am the she that has to sell sea shells by the sea shore (seasides make me moody)

I wish people would take me more seriously...

 

[RJS]

Granted! No-one ever realised that you're joking, so you can never take the mick out of a friend or be sarcastic again without alienating the people you know.

I wish sarcasm was negotiable currency.

 

[jordsta95]

I have no friends anyway, so that doesn't bother me

Granted. But due to this new currency many Americans go insane (it is a fact that Americans don't understand sarcasm all that well)

I wish that Americans would speak/use proper English (not American English)

 

[xTordX]

They use proper Pirate English
Pebbles yarr me mateys!!

I wish i wasn't cornered in Werewolf...

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. You have been banned from the forums so you can participate]

I wish I was a god

 

[xTordX]

You're the god of a universe whose only living creatures are amibes.

I wish... I wasn't so scared right now!