A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[techno156]

Granted! But I don't know what that means so you now have get hyper permanently playing in your head.


I wish for more wishes

Hypercapacitor is basically a really big capacitor. (Big as in capacitor vs Supercapacitor big, not tank-sized. )

They do nothing.

I wish that my laptop had USB3.0

 

[bluchuv00]

Granted. Your laptop now has Unicycling Santa Books (3.0). Good luck plugging all your cables into that!
I wish my feet didn't hurt so much right now (and no, you can't just cut them off)

sent from this thing in the universe of blu pikachus

 

[techno156]

They hurt because they're no longer there

I wish that I knew how this newfangled Unicycling Santa Book interface worked, and how I attach it to the library...

 

[xTordX]

XDXD uhh what in the notch...
Granted! You knew and that caused this question to not be posted aaand paradox.

I wish i could turn into a shadow whenever i want

 

[techno156]

You can't turn back.

I wish people would relate to some earlier wishes they made earlier... :3

 

[xTordX]

I wish i wasn't a shadow anymore.
(Not corrupting your wish cause it's a very good idea)

 

[techno156]

I wish i wasn't a shadow anymore.
(Not corrupting your wish cause it's a very good idea)

ok, but you only get to do that once!

You aren't a shadow any more... Or anything else, for that matter.

I wish this thread were more popular

 

[xTordX]

Granted! But the servers crash cause of so many posts at once.

I wish i was SOMETHING!

 

[techno156]

You are. You're a cave game player in a MC 1.8 world. It does not go well... Especially the creative mode...

I wish I were less distracted by Ace Attorney lately...

 

[RJS]

OBJECTION! Ace Attorney games no longer interest you at all. The unfortunate side effect is that all games in the world become Ace Attorney games as a result of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

I wish someone would do a good job of finishing updating Ars Magica 2

 

[xTordX]

Granted. It releases with only one spell: creep. Definition: make yourself explode, deleting all your items.
I wish it wouldn't be so hard to decide who i should take care of... (If you know what i mean)

 

[jordsta95]

Wish granted. But you can only take care of me... And I need a foot rub

I wish that whenever I spent money, I would instantly get double back.

 

[RJS]

Your wish is granted! Except the money comes back as pennies...dropped from 1 meter above your head and miraculously bypassing any obstacles between you and them.

I wish I knew when people were lying.

 

[jordsta95]

Granted, but people think you are a witch because of your profound new power, so they burn (damn dirty witch)...

I wish everyone on the FTB forums (who is cool) could have their own private island where they all live and are awesome.

 

[RJS]

Granted. The less cool people that comprise the rest of the world sink it as a result of global warming.

I wish that narwhals really were unicorns in fancy dress submarines.

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. The less cool people that comprise the rest of the world sink it as a result of global warming.

I wish that narwhals really were unicorns in fancy dress submarines.

Granted. But due to unicorns lack of knowledge of water they all drown :/

I wish you have a great week next week

 

[xTordX]

Granted. I have but everyone except of me and you dies so we're all alone. And i'm jeff so you guess what happens next.
I wish i had a brick :3

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. But the brick is a dirty homophobe.

I wish people were more open minded

 

[Strikingwolf]

Granted, everyone is open-minded to the terrible things other people do

I wish I wrote great code

 

[xTordX]

Deja-vu?
Geanted! They're so open their braibs fall off.
I wish i had a potato?

FUCKING REALLY?!?!?