A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[jordsta95]

Striking your wish has been granted. But the only great code you can write is a launcher for PT stuff

Tord granted but it has GLaDoS in it

I wish for 3 more wishes

 

[Strikingwolf]

Granted you're next three wishes destroy the universe

I wish I could write great code for whatever I want

 

[xTordX]

Granted. You already have them so you get anti-wishes.
I wish i would ynderstand anything out of this round of Werewolf...
AGAAAAIN?!?!?
*facedesk* *facepalm* *self-smack*

 

[Strikingwolf]

You understand everything and your head explodes

I wish I could write great code for whatever I want

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. But it is so great mere mortals cannot comprehend it, so all computers explode.

I wish I had larger bewbs

 

[xTordX]

You write great code! For 2 minutes.
I wish you would stop ninja-ing me!

What is this?! A prank?!?!

 

[xTordX]

You have such big bewbs you attract succubi.
Same wish as up

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. I will ninja you instead.

I wish you would type faster.

 

[Strikingwolf]

Jordsta:
Your boobs are so large they engulf the universe
xTord:
Wot

I wish the ninjaing would stop

 

[xTordX]

Fffg i type so fast i get tobs of typos and you dont understanf shit

 

[xTordX]

Ok i'm sick of this crap!

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. The ninjaing will stop... For two seconds.

I wish everyone would take a chill pill and stop responding so quick

 

[xTordX]

Done. No reason to corrupt that.
I wish for abillity to control time

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. All clocks now obey your commands blindly.

I wish I had an infinite amount of biscuits

 

[xTordX]

You choke to death by dry biscuits.
I wish i had telekinesis i can use at any time

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted, but it only works for things you're in physical contact with, and things you have the physical strength to lift anyway.

I wish I could do all the stuff I want to.

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. You CAN do all the stuff you want to, but you are now forever restrained so you are unable to actually do anything you want to do.

I wish that I could sleep forever with no consquences

 

[RJS]

Granted. You're dead.

I wish for world peace.

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. But because great technology advances in wartime we no longer get ingenious new technology.

I wish that the person below me has their dreams come true.

 

[RJS]

Granted. I make a wish but someone corrupts it

I wish for hypoallergenic kittens.