A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[techno156]

You can... But only because the gaol now encapsulates your home.

I wish my desktop would stop breaking down every few days or so

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

Granted, it now breaks every day!

I wish people would spell gaol the English way.

 

[WitherBlaster]

Granted, it now breaks every day!

I wish people would spell gaol the English way.

Granted! But now it's the ONLY word people EVER spell right!

I wish for the ability to turn thought into reality, but that said ability requires conscious effort to use! (good luck corrupting THAT one!)

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted, but the effort required makes you so tired that you fall into your bed and start crying.

I wish I had a flower.

 

[xTordX]

You get a rose and you cut off a vein in a spike.

I wish you would make me a cup of coffee

 

[xTordX]

You're stuck in time.

I wish your voice wasn't so high-pitched.

 

[WitherBlaster]

You're stuck in time.

I wish your voice wasn't so high-pitched.

Granted, now her voice is extremely low-pitched, to the point where you go insane from hearing it.
I wish I was more patient.

 

[CoolSquid]

You get so patient that you sit outside the door waiting for hell to freeze.
I wish I didn't go to school.

Granted, now her voice is extremely low-pitched, to the point where you go insane from hearing it.
I wish I was more patient.

Her?!

 

[xTordX]

You're an anime girl. Because of that posts people think most of the forums are girls. Can't you find a boy anime?! Like me?

You don't go to school and you become a hobo.

I wish guys would actually pick male anime avatars...

 

[DJ.]

Granted! But the only one they can be arsed finding is Ash from Pokemon.

I wish that the person below doesn't think the following is grammatically correct (excluding the no punctuation):

James while john had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the examiner.

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

Ummm, that's a lot of had, granted! But your wish doesn't do anything.


I wish xTordX would realise the avatars have to be girls

 

[Utopiaman]

He does; and kills himself from realizing the truth

I wish xTordX used a girl anime avatar (no issues with me cuz my username is utopiaMAN)

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted, but he gets so embarrassed that he leaves the forums.
I wish people started thinking I'm a boy.

 

[Utopiaman]

Granted but you turn into a girl

I Wish I could put two links on my sig (like have a hug and a personal achivement/minecraft achieves thing)

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted, but you get banned for having more than one pic in your sig.
I wish I met Santa.

 

[xTordX]

You meet SatanicSanta.
I wish people would stop complaining about my avi. I didn't participate in your anine thingymajiger.

 

[CoolSquid]

You meet SatanicSanta.
I wish people would stop complaining about my avi. I didn't participate in your anine thingymajiger.

We start complaining about your sig instead.
I wish xTordX got an anime girl profile pic.

 

[xTordX]

I asked the thread...

I wish fucks were given about @'s

 

[techno156]

They are... for the wrong reason.

I wish I understood what Tord intended

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted, but it's something that you don't want to know.
I wish I knew how to make angry emojis.