Granted. But, your mind cannot cope with the bending of fourth dimensional geometry of such a high level. You have no idea how to pilot it, and seeing as though you didn't ask for the doctor as well, you just fix the chameleon circuit and make it look like a coffee table.
I wish for a perfectly functioning sonic screwdriver from the sci-fi TV show Doctor Who, at no cost, and I know how to use it. (It's controlled by a single button).