A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[xTordX]

It functions perfectly. Before you push the button twice.

I wish .... Sleeeeeep!!!!
Urggh...

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted, but you'll sleep in 100 years.

I wish for sleep too.

 

[Eruantien]

Granted, but you are sentenced to an endless nightmare, in which you are forever falling past winter socks, boysenberries, and scrumptious litwicks.
Oh also, in your nightmares, there are dinosaur ponies that eat gumdrop trees. I don't know how they got there...

I wish for a Pokemon.

 

[RJS]

Granted. You get a Jigglypuff.

I wish for the ability to create food out of thin air.

 

[Eruantien]

Granted, but for some reason, it always turns out to be either Gwaltneys or cheese fondue.

I wish for a magical sword.

 

[techno156]

You get one... But the sword's ability is to become impossibly dense at random amounts of time at random times, rendering it almost useless and difficult to sharpen, if at all possible.

I wish I could get my sonic screwdriver built

 

[xTordX]

You build it inside-out.

I wish @pc_assasin gave me that potato.

 

[Eruantien]

He does, but it turns out to be a potato on a stick.

I wish I had an egg roll.

 

[xTordX]

You get a spinning egg.
"Do a barrel roll!"

 

[Strikingwolf]

Give me the best programming powers with no corruption or negative side-effects

 

[Eruantien]

Give me the best programming powers with no corruption or negative side-effects

http://hackertyper.net/

Give me immunity from a full moon.

 

[techno156]

You are now immune to being crushed by a full moon.

I wish one of the other sites I frequent had data loss prevention... It's now down for a few months. :<

 

[yoy1zoz2mom3]

It does, none of the others do
I wish I could fart rainbows

 

[xTordX]

You can never stop farting rainbows so when you try to sit on a chair you get launched To the Moon.
^luv dat game^

I wish i was an enderman. I can't swim so it fits my personality.
+I'm shy, even better!

 

[yoy1zoz2mom3]

You spawn in the end with your enderfriends
I wish that I knew who @xTordX avatar was

 

[xTordX]

Wat? Oh! Jeff the killer.

I wish you noticed i'm a poneeh.

 

[yoy1zoz2mom3]

I have, also Arrgh!
Wish people didn't say I was lewd

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted, they start saying other... stuff about you.
I wish you wasn't a pony hater.

 

[yoy1zoz2mom3]

I'm not really, just prefer anime
I wish that people could just get over god-varmint MLP

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted, but it's bad (what is MLP?)
I wish I had mod ideas.