A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[xTordX]

The weekend is so long the president decides school to be done in the weekends also.

I wish my crappy laptop would turn into some high-quality Razer PC, Monitor, mouse and keyboard. (And headsets)

 

[techno156]

It does... Without the motherboard or connected components

I wish I knew what the entire hug signature banner thing was about

 

[ljfa]

You do, but it's worthless knowledge which takes up the space in your brain that you'd need to pass the next exam.

I wish I wasn't sick right now

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted, now your only sick the rest of the year.

I wish I was home.

 

[techno156]

You are... So is the rest of the world.

I wish my friend would stop having so many nightmares.

 

[xTordX]

You have them now, and they're 10 times worse.

I wish @pc_assassin would accept adding Deep-fried Everything Mod to Asci.

 

[techno156]

He does... But it breaks everything else, so the modpack ends up with Forge, and the Deep-Fried Everything mod

I wish I was able to accrue mana more quickly with Botania

 

[xTordX]

You "accrue" it quicker by sacrificing your life. Your eternal life. The map becomes hardcore.

I wish "fry the world" had a 1.6.4 version

 

[techno156]

It does... But it's from a suspicious site, and the site goes down


I wish the military forces had a nicer relationship with people

 

[xTordX]

They don't fight anymore so the whole world is driven in chaos.

I wish for a shopping cart.

 

[DJ.]

Granted, but I record a video of my friend going down the road in it first.

I wish the camera worked on the unofficial Android L for Xperia Z2, and all of the regular functions from Android L were there also.

 

[xTordX]

That's what i wanted to do with it :3

Granted. --nothing happened--
I wish i had elemental powers of lightning

 

[techno156]

You do... on a creative world on a minecraft server.

I wish there were more happy things in the world. :<

 

[ljfa]

There are, exactly one more happy thing that you're never gonna see in your lifetime.

I wish it would stop raining and start snowing here

 

[Mr.SandMan]

Granted, your entire town is buried in 10 feet of snow and your stuck inside your house with no electricity.

I wish I didn't have to do finals and i would still pass

 

[ljfa]

10 feet... let's see... 3 meters
yea that's a bit too much

Granted, but you lack important prerequisite knowledge for your future studies.

I wish I could correct a small mistake I just noticed on the homework that I submitted today

 

[Mr.SandMan]

Granted, but in a twisted turn of events you didn't notice a bunch of obvious big mistakes and you already turned it in.

I wish i wasn't so tired.

 

[xTordX]

You're hyper. Not really much better, yaknow?

I wish the tree my dad just brought home would decorate itself.

 

[Mr.SandMan]

Granted, but the tree is decorated so extravagantly that you have to spend an extreme amount of time taking it all down.

I wish that my internet wasn't so bad :/

 

[xTordX]

Granted:

I wish I had a sword.