A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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Wish granted. I made the Earth stop spinning, you have a 24 hour day now. I also sliced off the would be dark side of Earth. There are no night now, the hunger crisis is gone and half of our population crossed the river Styx O_O
I wish physics disappeared.
 
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Granted, you are now a potato at the local farmers market... But you get to keep your eyes and consciousness.
I wish upon a shooting star
 
Granted, but the shooting star was too hot and burnt you alive. Why were you upon the star in the first place?
I wish that I had faster internet
 
Granted, as a result all videos you watch are sped up to the point of them being unwatchable.
I wish I was a great actor.
 
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Granted, as a result all videos you watch are sped up to the point of them being unwatchable.
I wish I was a great actor.
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Granted, as a result of your absurd talent, you became the most famous person on Earth, which lead you to the use of drugs - which killed you, two months later.

I wish I was the best programmer on the whole Universe!
 
Granted, you die and have endless suffering in the form of infinite Rick rolls.

I wish I had more time to watch everything I wanted to watch.
 
Granted, you are now permanently glued to your chair which is permanently glued to the floor.

I wish for a cow to jump over the moon
 
Granted, but the moon crashes into the earth putting it out of orbit and hurdling into the sun

I wish for endless rickrolls at all time for everyone, including myself
 
Granted, giant human balls of people named Rick are now rolling across the Earth flattering everyone in its path.
I wish for a Supernova
 
Granted, but you turn away just as it happens because you got an alert from the FTB forums, thereby missing it altogether.

I wish I could go to sleep instead of playing forum games on a crappy iPod


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Granted, but you die

I wish to become black mage in this comic:
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Granted, but you're stuck on a two dimensional computer screen for the rest of your existence...

I wish Half-Life 3 was created


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Granted, but you're stuck on a two dimensional computer screen for the rest of your existence...

I wish Half-Life 3 was created


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Granted. You are dissatisfied with HL3 and immediately commence ordering Valve to make HL4.

I wish for Zak Snyder to go back to working at Burger King and give the JLA Movies to someone competent.
 
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