I'm still waiting for my original wish to be granted.Wish not granted, no wish is there
I wish i could get pizza
Granted... But your soul gets turned into a pizza for Furfurfur2001 to eat.I wish for Zak Snyder to go back to working at Burger King and give the JLA Movies to someone competent.
Granted, but you are now possessed by Mevansuto leading to a inner battle for dominance with a time limit of one hour before your body explodes from the stress of having two souls.Wish not granted, no wish is there
I wish i could get pizza
Granted... But your soul gets turned into a pizza for Furfurfur2001 to eat.
Granted, but you are now possessed by Mevansuto leading to a inner battle for dominance with a time limit of one hour before your body explodes from the stress of having two souls.
I wish for my laptop to magically repair itself.
That actually sounds goodGranted, but it's made with human flesh instead of fish and seaweed.
Granted, your gene modification surgery with GLaDOS is tomorrow at 10 am.I wish I could be a natural redhead.
Granted, but it can only run the game packaged with it, a copy of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. You know it's Majora's Mask because even though the cartage is standard grey and has no label, someone has thoughtfully written on it "Majora's Mask" with a black sharpie. It also already has two saves, oddly enough. First one is named "BEN". The second is named "DROWNED".Granted, but the train is broken.
I wish money to buy a Nintendo 64
Wish Granted. The pizzapocalypse has killed 100% of man-kind, and caused a black hole to kill the rest of the universe.Granted, but the eggs tasted terrible.
(Also I wouldn't play MM anyway, I still have to beat OoT )
I wish pizza for everyone!
Granted. The crew will be there to pick you up for your world broadcasted execution before resuming the Bread and Circuses.Granted, you send a virus that infects people's computers with a picture of pizza.
I wish television was worth watching.
XD nicely done.Granted. The crew will be there to pick you up for your world broadcasted execution before resuming the Bread and Circuses.
Now, then, since I am a ninja, how about my wish you missed because you must train harder.
Hard to grant a wish that's already true. You HAVE food. If you're starving, just eat a few of your fingers, should sate you for a while.Granted. They downgrade wash_hogs so it can be played in a toaster, at .06 FPS
I wish I had food right now
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And that is creative!XD nicely done.
Granted, you obtain a dlc that adds tf2 characters that teleport your technology into bread.
I wish a had a computer powerful enough to even play watch dogs.
...Neato Burrito. Throw money away on videya gaems or soda and I bought videya games? Long term benefits at the expense of short term not having mix. Gonna get a small amount of it real soon anyway. The Rum, I mean.Granted, but you decide to spend the money on the Steam Summer Sale instead.
I wish for a 25 hour day
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Granted, but you realize you forgot to wish for something....Neato Burrito. Throw money away on videya gaems or soda and I bought videya games? Long term benefits at the expense of short term not having mix. Gonna get a small amount of it real soon anyway. The Rum, I mean.
Also, Wish Granted, the earth shifts a bit further out and we know have 25 hours in a day. Humans panic a little, GPS systems are all fine still, and being a tiny bit closer to the moon, NASA sees something they had forgotten. A new golden era of space exploration and commercialization begins.
Then your alarm clock goes off, and like most dreams, it vanishes like morning dew in moments.