A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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Mevansuto said:
I wish for Zak Snyder to go back to working at Burger King and give the JLA Movies to someone competent.
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Granted... But your soul gets turned into a pizza for Furfurfur2001 to eat.

Furfurfur2001 said:
Wish not granted, no wish is there
I wish i could get pizza
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Granted, but you are now possessed by Mevansuto leading to a inner battle for dominance with a time limit of one hour before your body explodes from the stress of having two souls.

I wish for my laptop to magically repair itself.
 
SoraZodia said:
Granted... But your soul gets turned into a pizza for Furfurfur2001 to eat.


Granted, but you are now possessed by Mevansuto leading to a inner battle for dominance with a time limit of one hour before your body explodes from the stress of having two souls.

I wish for my laptop to magically repair itself.
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Granted. Every hour it alternates between magically breaking itself and magically repairing itself.

I wish to become a great musician.
 
Heh. Granted. You become a great musician, but you go deaf.

I wish I was more popular


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Granted, you're as famous as Blackbeard with a rather big army after you.

I wish for some sushi
 
matpower123 said:
Granted, but the train is broken.

I wish money to buy a Nintendo 64
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Granted, but it can only run the game packaged with it, a copy of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. You know it's Majora's Mask because even though the cartage is standard grey and has no label, someone has thoughtfully written on it "Majora's Mask" with a black sharpie. It also already has two saves, oddly enough. First one is named "BEN". The second is named "DROWNED".
Can't delete them either. Odd. Still, at least you have a third save for yourself, right?

DERP, posted too quickly. I wish for a good breakfast, because I'm hungry and kinda lazy. Gonna make some eggs in a bit, but if someone could bring me something to eat to tide me over a bit, that'd be great. Not needed, but it'd be nice is all.
 
Granted, but the eggs tasted terrible.
(Also I wouldn't play MM anyway, I still have to beat OoT :P)

I wish pizza for everyone!
 
matpower123 said:
Granted, but the eggs tasted terrible.
(Also I wouldn't play MM anyway, I still have to beat OoT :p)

I wish pizza for everyone!
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Wish Granted. The pizzapocalypse has killed 100% of man-kind, and caused a black hole to kill the rest of the universe.

I wish I had a copy of the DLC for Watch_Dogs.
 
Granted, you send a virus that infects people's computers with a picture of pizza.

I wish television was worth watching.
 
dwappo said:
Granted, you send a virus that infects people's computers with a picture of pizza.

I wish television was worth watching.
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Granted. The crew will be there to pick you up for your world broadcasted execution before resuming the Bread and Circuses.
Now, then, since I am a ninja, how about my wish you missed because you must train harder.
 
YX33A said:
Granted. The crew will be there to pick you up for your world broadcasted execution before resuming the Bread and Circuses.
Now, then, since I am a ninja, how about my wish you missed because you must train harder.
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XD nicely done.

Granted, you obtain a dlc that adds tf2 characters that teleport your technology into bread.

I wish a had a computer powerful enough to even play watch dogs.
 
Gideonseymour said:
Granted. They downgrade wash_hogs so it can be played in a toaster, at .06 FPS

I wish I had food right now

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Hard to grant a wish that's already true. You HAVE food. If you're starving, just eat a few of your fingers, should sate you for a while.
dwappo said:
XD nicely done.

Granted, you obtain a dlc that adds tf2 characters that teleport your technology into bread.

I wish a had a computer powerful enough to even play watch dogs.
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And that is creative!

Anyway, I wish I had some scratch to get some cola, because here I am, staring at the bottle of rum, and I'm not sure I want it straight.
 
Granted, but you decide to spend the money on the Steam Summer Sale instead.

I wish for a 25 hour day


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Gideonseymour said:
Granted, but you decide to spend the money on the Steam Summer Sale instead.

I wish for a 25 hour day


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...Neato Burrito. Throw money away on videya gaems or soda and I bought videya games? Long term benefits at the expense of short term not having mix. Gonna get a small amount of it real soon anyway. The Rum, I mean.
Also, Wish Granted, the earth shifts a bit further out and we know have 25 hours in a day. Humans panic a little, GPS systems are all fine still, and being a tiny bit closer to the moon, NASA sees something they had forgotten. A new golden era of space exploration and commercialization begins.
Then your alarm clock goes off, and like most dreams, it vanishes like morning dew in moments.
 
YX33A said:
...Neato Burrito. Throw money away on videya gaems or soda and I bought videya games? Long term benefits at the expense of short term not having mix. Gonna get a small amount of it real soon anyway. The Rum, I mean.
Also, Wish Granted, the earth shifts a bit further out and we know have 25 hours in a day. Humans panic a little, GPS systems are all fine still, and being a tiny bit closer to the moon, NASA sees something they had forgotten. A new golden era of space exploration and commercialization begins.
Then your alarm clock goes off, and like most dreams, it vanishes like morning dew in moments.
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Granted, but you realize you forgot to wish for something.

I wish someone wrote a teenage love story but instead of vampires there were ghosts
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